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Smooth Operator

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  1. Well all is forgiven tight trousers at least he's saying ours was a pen.
  2. Now tight trousers and blind spunk are gonna look at theirs from every angle and ignore ours.
  3. Hardly a surprise though, the bloke knows as much about football and decent play as my cat does about nuclear physics, fucking useless fat wanker (Sam, not my cat )
  4. Fat sam saw the touch by Simpson but not the one by Anderson surprise surprise you fat bastard
  5. Wasnt there a big hoo-har in the papers about another board doing this? I think it was the f365 forum. Still, im game. Camera oot & ready. This suggests that there's a thread i should be looking at on f365 can you confirm?
  6. As the creator of this thread, I officially unveil this day as the first day of the sunshine fanny season - enjoy and don't forget to post what you see direct to this thread from your iphones/smartphones (and if your J69 whatever device you deem as value for your hard earned dollar!) I want to see cracks, cleavage, upskirts and undercarriages!
  7. Only in America/China? http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-New...nese_Immigrants
  8. Wu Tang Clan playing 5 UK dates in June!
  9. I've been getting sore necks a lot lately and coming to think of it i start off by going to sleep on my side and invariably end up on my stomach every night, so this could be the reason, i snore like a bastard as well which might have some adverse affect to it too.
  10. Fuck off sky pundits all reckon it's a nailed on villa win, come on let's tear these fuckers apart!
  11. Mint, how do you come across such random websites like?
  12. Fuck off Vettel you German spunkhound!!
  13. Immense: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-.../article/42396/
  14. Immense: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-.../article/42396/
  15. Fuck all the haters, best band this country has ever produced. Changed the game, Second Coming is almost on a par with the first album to me. Half hope this is all bullshit as it appears to be as it would cheapen what they were and what they mean to people now. Saw them in Sheffield and aye Ian Brown live was poor vocally but for me personally didn't spoil anything.I
  16. Anyone got a link to a decent sweepstake kit i can access at work, this means it can't be a betting site or i'll get an access warning. TIA
  17. Excellent What's the vid saying? The links just taking me to YouTube homepage
  18. Worked a treat getting a free 1tb box for the main connection and a free hd only box without the recording capabitlities for the multiroom
  19. I'm with MF on this. T'aint a funny picture. Didn't you know, he's middle class and like to frown upon the lower classes? You are middle class you fuckwit If he's middle class I'll take a shit, eat it and then pay you for the privilege!
  20. Aye did that few months back and got put straight through to disconnections!
  21. Want multiroom and hd upstairs and down, got no problem getting the one hd box for the main connection downstairs but don't think they'll give me the second one for nowt, anyone got any good blagging techniques that have worked before? Got full package and would be increasing monthly bill by about 35 quid so surely it's in their interest to play ball?
  22. Ally has only got one baaaaall The other he doesn't miss at all The medics To stop his headaches Whipped it out when it grew small I'll get me coat He's not alone, SMO only has a bonus ball as well after having his sack savaged by an Alsatian when he was a younging. Allegedly his sack resembles Freddy Kruegers as well due to the scar tissue. Don't think wacky's ever mention his Chelsea smile, although it's not where you'd think it might be. It's from his tea towel holder through to his scrotum, Jissum Jim did it in the cell they shared up Acklington when wacky was serving time for kern crawling round the back of central station when he was trying to fund his glue sniffing habit, that's what happens when you don't put out for the prison puff!
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