Smooth Operator

Nee fucka would open the door to your ugly mug after a peek through the blinds!!

Is it the 40" Bravia which is on offer at the minute? Because if it is you've nee chance of getting one. As far as I know you don't need to pay to join. Nah it was a Phillips 40" one, any left?

Does the kid have a car, pizza delivery or something a few nights a week cash in hand might be the way to go.

I've got VIP tickets on account of Wacky fighting in the inaugural dwarf class, he's fighting the bloke that played Willow in the movie of the same name.

...a member?

Anyone on here a member at Mackro? Want to get a TV from there as it's almost half the price as the same model in Fenwicks. Do you have to pay annually to shop there a la Costco? I know you have to use your card at least twice a year to keep your membership so that would suggest no annual fee.

Wacky looked into this when he got sacked. Was for the AA, they came out to fit all the equipment up in his flat but had to take it all back again when Wacky couldn't get up onto the chair they provided. He had to knock it on the head as they weren't insured to provide miniture chairs for health & safety reasons. Half the jobs in the civil service could be done from home imo, i could do mine from home easily. I they want to cut down on emmisions from travel etc then I reckon the government should be encouraging it wherever possible.

Hey you're not far off the mark there Wacky, was up for a corner one day against Dudley & Weetslade and the fucka marking me tried to finger my bumhole, lost the plot and nutted the dirty fuck and got sent off for my trouble. I'm gonna gan up Dudley the neet and sniff all the geezers finger in the pubs and clubs to track the bastard down!

So who do they actually claim off? I can't remember who did it or who we were even playing. I can only remember it was some pitch up in Blyth so I'll just blame J69 for it I reckon. What level of detail are you expected to be able to provide like? It's not the sort of thing I was gonna get a fucking police report from now is it! And it wasn't until months afterwards that I was actually correctly diagnosed as having torn my ACL. Usless fuckas told me I'd got a bit of cartlidge floating in my knee so I kept on playing!! Fuck a claim for a bad tackle I'm going for an all out medical incompetence case against the NHS, just like Kanye West will be doing now no doubt against the US docs that killed his mam!

Skynews said 40 firwfighters working to put the blaze out, I saw 2 working and the rest stood about having a natter, I dont expect the toll to be high So I'll stick you down for a lady godiva at 20/1 for 2 to perish?

Something that isn't a complete and utter fabrication for a change. Suck my long one! This is 100% true although the ad says in the last 3 years so I might have to amend the dates. Although on the website it doesn't say owt about in the last 3 years like. I've got 3 metal screws in my left knee holding it together and in the cold it goes stiffer than Wacky's cock on Viagra. Like this morning got in to the car and struggled to apply the clutch it was that bad.

There's no smoke without fire you know. I'm running a book on how many firemen will die this time round, anyone want a piece of the action?

Just put my claim in for when I ruptured my ACL a few years back playing Sunday League, they sounded canny confident on the phone and I get a cash payment of £250 as soon as my claim is approved, win or lose! They'll be ringing to get more info shortly. Anyone got any idea of what they'll be after? Hospital treatment dates and such like do you think?

You're all playing catch-up!!!

For once I agree with you!

Auchwitz1

I do so enjoy your musings SMO .. Wish I could say the same!

When are you going you big fruit? I'm on the 5th floor btw! Depends what their return and exchange conditions are like. I get bored easily. If my ring shows any signs of having been tampered with then you can't take me back, classes as soiled goods! Not what you wanted to hear I know!

My only contact with Jews is from working in a hotel in Gateshead and 6 of them came in 1 night asked for a small coke at the bar and 6 straws! Went and sat on the landing and shouted "Shalom" at everyone that passed. Enjoyed chucking them out a midnight though!!

When are you going you big fruit? I'm on the 5th floor btw!

You could try the pro shop at Newcastle United Golf Course, it's the closest place to town I reckon. Other than that it's the American Discount Golf shop on Great North Road in Gossy which if you hopped on a metro is only 20 minutes away and a lot cheaper and more to choose from.

Rosie Webster all the way!

The strippers are in the Players Bar in the Gate now so he might have followed them there, probably like the dirty pervert he is!

Took an old bed and matress out to the charvas' bonfire for them last night when their pathetic excuse for a bonfire was on it's way out only for another set of twats to start angling fireworks at me from about 100 yards away!! Had to use the matress for cover and then leg it back. Waiting unitl they'd ran out of fireworks then went for the cunts. Scarpered the lot of them into the night. Mood I was in would not have been mentally accountable for my actions!!

I've got plenty, anyone want some?