Brock Manson

Di Maria is on fire in this one. Never really rated him but he's been quality whenever I've seen him play this season.

This game is class

Too old, too much in wages and neither would give two shits about playing for us. Naw.

It's Brick to all the laydeez.

He's always been a testicle. Always looks at his fucking knee instead of at the camera when he talks.

GET IN!

Derby have been a good footballing side this season, gutting to see 'arry and his horrible mercenary club get promoted instead.

Bought a filet steak and cooked it medium rare on a bed of caramelised red onion. Also made: Beer Mushroom Cream Sauce: Beer for deglazing pan 2tbsp cream few leaves of fresh basil (finely chopped) 1 clove garlic (minced) 1 handful chopped mushrooms - Fry off the mushrooms whilst the steak cooks. Move to the side of the pan away from the heat or keep them warm elsewhere. - Throw in beer to deglaze the steak pan. Reduce the liquid way down. Add mushrooms if you couldn't hack leaving them in the pan. - Stir in the garlic and basil. Move around the pan for about 30 seconds. - Pour in cream, turn off the heat. It'll heat up in no time. Comes out like this:

Happy Birthday Ant! Have a great one!

Wonder if he'd have asked for £100k if we still had Cabaye on the books? Or if we'd come in for him seriously after we'd qualified for Europe? Clearly word is spreading about the french players that coming to NUFC means you'll be Pardeud.

No way is he worth £85k pw, let alone that silly figure.

Zut alors.

Can't book a steel band properly, they don't get my vote.

If you've got the time, crush some garlic cloves with rosemary and let them sit in some oil for a few days and let it infuse. Or roast a head of garlic for an hour (top and tail it and you can pop the stuff out easily) and spread it over some dough. Roast garlic is awesome. http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/roasted_garlic/

Can't say I would, like.

I'm yet to battle E. coli from eating raw beansprouts in salad. Same agency who say you shouldn't serve liver pink anymore, btw. Manufacturers will do everything possible to cover their arses - it's like how you can buy packets of nuts that prominently display a 'this product contains nuts' sign. To each their own.

He only went out and bought magic beans, didn't he?

Bollocks.

Parded and Dewed respectively.

Picnic in Hyde Park today. Caprese salad (didn't have basil so used rocket) Quinoa, cottage cheese, pomegranate, wild rice and chorizo salad "Pili Pastel" - white bread, egg, and cheese wrapped in parma ham and baked. Invented by Julie's brother's spanish missus. Stodgey but tasty. Homemade bacon soda bread Spanish omelette Haven't had to eat anything since.

Cool sums it up! Wonder if Zack Snyder's Flash will be anything like this..

Can you tell if it's in yet?