Brock Manson

Sony's insistent casting of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman ruins the X-men. Don't get me started on what they did to Deadpool.

Sins Knowing your crash dieting, they'll call for an exorcist at your next meeting.

The 'bad' cgi was implemented to great effect. Made everything look even more dolls housey than his usual films. Love Wes Anderson, glad that Grand Budapest is doing so well as it's a terrific film. Fiennes is a superb actor. Cap'n 'Murica - The Winter Soldier Enjoyed this one. Better than the first CapAM film, and the whole omniscient surveillance theme was an interesting one to go with. I agree with Kermode though - they should've gone a bit further with it, given the film clocked in at over 2 hours. The first end credit scene

Leg of lamb roast tonight. Was lush. Lamb, red wine and mint jus with a bit of rosemary from the garden.

Woke up hungover on 5 hours' sleep and had to get through mother's day at the restaurant. 5.5k taken in one day ffs because nee fucker can think of owt else to do with their mum but take her to the garden centre for a roast dinner.

It was absolute fucking bollocks Milan rolled over after going 3-0 up. I'd see anyone win the league before liverpool the horrible caths.

Our battle for 7th is all but over with that result. Perhaps Remy will come back and put himself in the shop window for one of the top 6. I hate this team. They can't be fucked and neither can we. The absolute lowest time I've had as a Newcastle supporter.

This Will.I.Am circle jerk has got to stop. What a mammoth spunkbubble he is. Joanna Lumley fawning all over him as well the daft old bat. He's young enough to be her bloody grandson.

I had this for tea. Teriyaki salmon with stir-fried veg. Crazy simple teriyaki marinade: 1 part rice wine vinegar, 1 part runny honey, 2 parts soy sauce, 1 part ketchup (optional but worth hoying in), pinch of 5 spice.

I'm glad we can get married at midnight.

Cauliflower is rancid. You can blitz it and make couscous with a little herbs and seasoning.

I blame his parenthesis.

We're better off without this kind of thread. Full stop.

This thread is a catapostrophe.

I also made rose veal meatball marinara for dinner.

I'd love a middle-class veg box I *do* currently get a bi-monthly delivery of freshly ground coffee from a micro-roastery in London, however.

Top left of the men's: Bravado Da Wei.

It's they're, you slobbering buffoon. Why do people struggle with grammar in the first post of the page?

There aren't many Lukakus or Remys out there, though. I'd be all for loans if there were. You're more likely to end up with a De Jong or a Bendtner! Jesus man, it's the first post on the page. Curses.

Texas BBQ Pringles. Crisps are shite, mind. I try to avoid them.

0-0. They won't want to risk conceding, we won't pose them any such risk.

Only dickheads and wideboys wear blue suits like.

Tom for Tea ‏@TomforTea 34m I made grilled jack daniels honey mustard pork again. Paired it w/ swede mash, samphire and peas. Not just for fish! pic.twitter.com/FQZQfqIRA9 I love making this. You grill two pork steaks (because sod having just one, they're not very big) for about 5 minutes on each side. Take the steaks out, mix up 1 part honey, 1 part mustard, 1 part drambuie/jack daniels honey and then brush on thickly. Grill it again until it caramelises. Suede is also lovely mashed. Can't stand the smell of the thing when it's raw though.

Aye I meant Palace I think the Crystal part is what throws me. I won't have such trouble next season.