Brock Manson

What you are doing is unconstitutional, senpai.

Reading as they're my hometown club. Don't think I'll ever enjoy two seasons of football as much as the 106 team. Absolutely fantastic squad, that. Shame they all got their heads turned and didn't go on to do very well elsewhere. Always had a soft spot for Sampdoria as I liked watching Flachi play.

People can't draw the line between patriatism and bigatry.

Your mum's unctuous.

I'd never heard of Meyler until Pards 'nutted' him tbf.

I wouldn't mind Santon and Haidara at full back, personally. We should sign McCleary from Reading - cracking player.

Pardew has fully Tevez'd him. To be expected when he has proven he can't manage this sort of player at clubs previously. I just hope he isn't going to sell him to another PL club and watch as he dances past Williamson and slots in for 0-3 against one of the top 6.

Imagine Ben Arfa playing for us under SBR. Ability-wise one of the best players I've seen play for us. Shame he doesn't fit into the Pardew team mould.

Good luck to him, he's wasted here.

How shit is the defending in that league? Both teams were dreadful at the back.

Halfway there!

Real and Atl both playing it right into Barca's hands. Although if Atl can score twice and Barca's score stays as is, Atl win the league.

Atletico committing title suicide.

What's with all these grown men kissing the city players? Weird.

Phil Dowd must be due a retirement soon, surely? Shite ref.

To Pardew him some more after showing signs of his former self.

Ref desperate to have the scousers in with half a shout? Pathetic to be sent off for dissent. It won't set a precedent - Chelsea et all will continue to swarm referees.

Roll back the foreskin and pop a Reese's out for that extra romantic touch.

That's all she wrote.

A very pleasant and unexpected lead.

The only goal of the game, I think. Not the best idea starting him at RB on his debut.

Boiled bean sprouts? Why? You're too lazy to crunch raw/stir-fried ones???

Food stylist photo - that'll be custard not butter. Butter the edges.

Wonderful thread, that.