Brock Manson

Who do they really think is going to get them out of the relegation mire that they're currently in? Selling all the decent players then replacing them with the likes of Tommy Smith, and yet the manager gets sacked when it all turns to shit?

Hmm. I can say I've never really felt the desire to splooge all over wor lass' face, nor would she be interested. I'd have imagined it'd be a little awkward post sex.

I reckon a more likely scenario is for Ashley to don his dungarees and a moustache then jump on him.

School of Rock and Wedding Crashers. Really?

Tiken Jah Fakoly - Quitte La Pouvoir

Merry Birthday Meenz!

At a restaurant I give 10%, but I never tip cab drivers (sorry Christmas Tree), because 1) If ever I use a taxi, I can't really afford to waste the money and 2) because all cab drivers are cunts.

One day, I'll buy a Kitkat chunky, and it'll be a solid bar of chocolate.

That point has already been Brocked. All that's left is for someone to be magma'd.

Tragic news, feel sorry for the nipper above all else though.

There should be a 'greatest nufc online obsession' award tbh.

Any irony to be taken from the fact that a thread about Fop has been Leazes & Gejoned?

The attention whore is being fed...

They're my favourite dishes though, where you can hoy (within reason) what you like in and you have to be a moron to really fuck it up. Bolognese is the same. Actually, I wouldn't say no if anyone's got any bolognese/lasagna sauce tips - the recipes I've tried have been decent but lacking something and I'm buggered if I know what. I like using port instead of red wine for a bolognese sauce, makes it a little sweeter.

I'm tempted to add a bit of chocolate to my next one, anyone ever tried it before?

Inspired by Meenz, I made a chili from scratch tonight! Fried some mince and onions, then added a teapsoon of a d.i.y. chili mix (I used 2 tsp of paprika, 2 tsp of cumin, 1 tsp of thyme, 1/2 tsp allspice and 1/2 tsp of garlic powder to make it. Got enough left over for another chili some other time ) and a diced chili pepper. Served with rice and a generous dollop of sour cream. Magnifique. Except even though I had washed my hands, I scratched my nose and managed to transfer chili powder to my right nostril. Agony.

This. They remind me of Jude Law's android character in AI, look human but with a plastic shine to them. I still would though Jude Law? Really?

Can't drive anywhere as I don't have insurance 2tugs.

Wor Julie wants us to go to France in December for a few days, as it's our 2 year anniversary and we both want to do something for it. The problem is, I hate France, and this trip is going to cost £200+. Is there any way I can suggest a more local couple's retreat that won't bite into my overdraft? Had a great time when we went to Milan, but I can't afford a similar holiday abroad!

I am sure I saw you recently Whereabouts like?

She's vile like.

It's not really a bad taste joke either...

What an absolute tool.

30 seconds to sign it, and about 3 for the fat man to throw it away...