Brock Manson

why does everyone assume we will be the only ones to get injuries ?? every team will get the odd injury - at present, its Carroll and Barton, and next week it could be them back with Butt and Colo injured. it will be the same for Boro, cardiff, Sheff Utd. Haway man, lift the gloom and believe. Most of the other teams in the division have strength in squad depth you spacca. (8000th post ) DO THEY REALLY ??????????????? Name one side that does - go on, give us a laugh. Also, I find the awful word ''spacca'' extremely offensive - do you know of anyone close to you who is physically handicapped ? You think its funny ??? Get a f**kin life you shitferbrains.

My german exchange student kneed me in the bollocks once as she was climbing on top. Killed the mood.

why does everyone assume we will be the only ones to get injuries ?? every team will get the odd injury - at present, its Carroll and Barton, and next week it could be them back with Butt and Colo injured. it will be the same for Boro, cardiff, Sheff Utd. Haway man, lift the gloom and believe. Most of the other teams in the division have strength in squad depth you spacca. (8000th post )

Cha'mone motherfucker.

I'd rather take Beckford for 2 million than Earnshaw for 3, simply because of the age. Earnshaw will have extremely little re-sale value, and given his age, I doubt we'd ever recoup the transfer fee. For that reason, can you honestly see the fat mong shelling out?

Sheffield look ok iyam. Also it's as likely Boro' lose those players as it is we lose Jonas, Taylor and Enrique United? They're absolutely wank this season. The current NUFC team would have no trouble sticking 3 past them imo. I'm sorry mate, I just can't get my head round a Mag calling the Manc reds as simply 'United' in place of your own United. Unbelievable and that's a filthy habit you should get out of right now. How man! Hey man! Have another read of that man Oops! (Still needed to put 'Sheffield in front of it, though). Actually, I was going to say "as in United?" but couldn't be arsed so just put 'United?' I watched them play Reading, Fish and believe me, the scoreline really flattered them (and is also a damning indicator of how shit Reading really are this season). They'll hover around the playoffs as they usually do, but they're such an ordinary team that they'll only make up the numbers this season. We've already played the strongest team in the league in WBA. Other than Boro, there really shouldn't be many sides that could challenge our first team. The thing is, it's a very hard league to play in; there are several teams who are hard to break down and are very physical. I'm a little worried that our better performers so far will struggle against the likes of Plymouth away when they're being kicked to bits for 90 mins. Even if it's just two or three loanees, we desperately need some bodies in the squad, otherwise we'll just languish mid-table come the end of the season.

Sheffield look ok iyam. Also it's as likely Boro' lose those players as it is we lose Jonas, Taylor and Enrique United? They're absolutely wank this season. The current NUFC team would have no trouble sticking 3 past them imo.

You only really know about Barca because they're your preferred team on FIFA I'm guessing.

No, DNA science. Thoroughly more complex than fireworks. Its not always this straight forward..... Jay Jay Sea? It's Brock isn't it ?

At least it's a welcome piece of good news after so many weeks of utter shit. Hope the fat cunt doesn't use this as an excuse to stick to his obscene asking price.

Arsenal 5-0 up against Everton.

Best possible time to retire I'd say. You should do his post match interview.

Shola scores a hattrick

Well fuck me!

Alfred Hitchcock boxset for £20 Has the following films: The Birds Family Plot Frenzy The Man Who Knew Too Much Marnie Rear Window Saboteur Shadow Of A Doubt Topaz Torn Curtain The Trouble With Harry Rope Vertigo Psycho Psycho Bonus Disc - The Hitchcock Legacy

I reckon this is a nailed-on draw. Reading are playing 4-5-1 possession football under Rogers, yet for all the possession, they don't have a striker who can score. That said, I can't see our squad as it is breaking them down with the current midfield and strikerforce. 0-0.

But Ian Hislop's quite funny. And intelligent. Hence why this is only the "look like" thread.

Fish.

Just had a pleasant evening as mates.

Thomas Harris - The Silence of the Lambs

Glad the massively-overrated cunt is on his way finally. Tempted to put a few bob on Hull going down now.

Does she take it up the arse like Allen though? I'm taking her to the cinema tonight, so I'll probably find out later.

David Nugent would be a good signing at this level, and Pompey are in freefall so would probably sell for less than what they paid for him.

What's funny? He's not Pele, but he's the best target man in this division I would assert. He's wank Stevie!

If only he'd just paws and think how ridiculous that excuse sounds...