Brock Manson

Sunday lunch? Even sunday lunch.

You want to go to Shottingham, burglary capital of the UK? The story about it having the highest ratio of lasses to blokes is just a myth you know. The course I've applied for sees me spending a year in the states, and since I've always loved my time there it just seemed like a natural choice. There's that and Nottingham is really good for ice hockey.

Just tracked my UCAS application and I have offers from UEA and Nottingham, the latter being my first choice.

It's meant to hurt like fuck.

I eat everything with ketchup, so nee mint sauce for me.

Well here's the goal from farthest out. 70-yarder from Shaun Maloney into an open net.

Joint top goal-scorer in the championship with 11. Not good enough tbh.

Well there's an oxymoron right there.

Even older than Joan Collins.

Saw

As in kareoke night in a pub drunken song? Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter. Otherwise it's Bowling For Soup - Shut-Up And Smile "All we need is love and beer, and old school metal and holiday cheer to be happy"

Bead necklace (my favourite as it goes with pretty much every outfit), a pendant with a gold motif, a skull being crucified on a pentagram (don't wear it much as it's a bit....yknow) and the black antichrist cross. Which goes well with the black nails.

Actually from the age 4 to about 6, I always hid for bit under my covers after bedtime, as a gang of monsters would send one of their members; "Quick" who would peak his head around the door to see if I was in bed so they could kidnap me. He was so-called because he only had a brief glance at the room, so if I was really still then he wouldn't report anything. I blame the school dinners.

White lumps? Phlegm?

you dont know your born till youve defrosted you fridge... I'm a failure.

I'm sitting here wondering why you'd want to defrost an appliance which freezes food. Ah the naivity of youth. If it isn't mowing, washing or manual labour, then I have nee idea.

Never have a problem with matching socks... Because they're days of the week socks.

What is it?

When Glenn mentioned the fans giving Martins time to settle ala Henry....he fails to mention that Henry had a manager who wasn't a fuckwit.

He's hardly likely to get a game though. Although I was half-expecting them to go in for Buffon in the aftermath of the Reading game.

Not at all this year. Well at least not on the xmas tree front. Going down to Plymouth to stay with me cousins and then I'm away from home for a bit, so me mam can't be bothered with it all. That and the kittens would knock everything off the tree anyway.

Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Point fucking proved So I'm not even allowed to fucking correct it now? Jesus Christ you really are small-minded. The fact of the matter is that rather than let it go you jumped into a topic where you were getting the piss taken out of you for talking about lasses constantly and proved the point by doing it! *big breath* I'm just not going to bother anymore. Who brought it up hmm?

Neither does you plowing into every exchange student that visits Reading but you still like to tell us anyways.

Very funny. And she's me lass ffs. So fuck off. Point fucking proved So I'm not even allowed to fucking correct it now? Jesus Christ you really are small-minded.