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Aye me too, thought he'd been to the head of the cue long ago.

Ah Alaska, home of my favourite Health and Safety sign: Before descending stairs, check below for Polar Bear. On a rig site.

One got 5 years and three others got 4 years each. It's outrageous. Same judge let a copper off, with 12 months suspended, who had picked up a pissed lass outside a nightclub to "take her home safely", he shagged her in the back of his patrol car. Oh and he kept is job as a copper.

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He's a good follow on Twitter

Oh Dear

If you want an extra smile in your neck, aye.

Ashoolashek (Alex - do NOT say this one to anyone) Oh aye don't call anyone "top man" either.

Was in Turkey in July many years ago one day was 46 in the fucking shade at lunchtime - brutal, was May and September therafter (went lots). Impress the locals: Beer beer lutfen (one beer please) Icky beer lutfen (two beers please) Ooch beer lutfen (three beers etc.) Dirt beer lutfen (four beers etc) Merhabba - hello (informal) Teshukuler (thanks) Teshuker ederim (thank you very much)

Saw an analyst quoted on twatter, by one of the yank commentators I follow, this a.m. he uses 13 fixed metrics and his method has correctly predicted the last 9 elections, his system says only way Dems win is if they keep Biden and get behind him. Will post the link if I see it again. I'm not so sure (even with the pathetic media onslaught) that Trump is a shoe-in, there's a LOT on "never Trump" republicans who voted against him in the primaries, could be pivotal.

It's silly season, no manager is going to say "oh aye. happy to get rid of him", "I really like him and would like him to stay" is just a wee bit more supportive/motivational. Say the former and then if you can't get the upgrade deal/player you want and you have to retain current player, that player will be REALLY happy. Not to mention the message saying "want rid" sends to prospective buyers.

Magaland in a bit of an uproar, Vance's Mrs is not only an immigrant but brown and Hindu 😂

If Howe goes it's the Toontastic Southgate hounders who are to blame, twats every single one of them.

He's not

He's being quoted as saying as much, bloke he wants is called Eddie Howe

Eales being quoted that Howe signed a new multi-year deal last summer (on the quiet) and they've no intention of letting him go. That said, it'll be up to Eddie.

When you get your air rifle, first time you load it, you have to put the barrel in your mouth, then pull the trigger. If your ears pop, it's powerful enough.

Rod Clements ??

Yep, they're mackem hands alright, smoggies are webbed

P.S. to the above (funny story, well I thought so). Lass I worked with, knew me, my brother and our dad went to the quiz night. One week she said, would you mind if me, my sister and her hubby came down. Was fine by me, as we were always outnumbered. So we’re stood in the pub waiting and lass and her folks turn up, we all say hello and the fella says “anyone want a drink” and disappears to the bar. I turn to the lass (Jackie) and say “Christ, your brother in law is the spitting dabs of Alan Hull out of Lindisfarne” she simply replied “That’s coz he is” 😂 That is how I met Alan. We quizzed as a team on and off for couple of years, Alan actually at one time ran his own quiz at the Maggy Bank in Shields. He loved a quiz 😂😂

Alan Hull (RIP) became a member of our quiz team at the Black Horse Monkseaton quiz nights thirty odd years ago. Lovely bloke. Sank a few bottles of red wine perched against our mantlepiece at one of our house parties back in the day. Of his songs, he hated Fog on the Tyne, Lady Eleanor was what he thought his best.

Secret Docs case thrown out by Trump’s appointed judge, it’ll be appealed but yet more delay. US is sooooo fucked

England's euro final mascot ??