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Toonpack

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  1. https://www.instagram.com/p/DHRagldAKYD/ Inject it into my veins
  2. Great write up https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5y0wkzg4wxo
  3. Btw, Murphy’s headed knockdown for Isak’s goal was fucking sublime
  4. Slot on Sky The mrs “tough titty you badly cunt” (she NEVER uses the C word) 😂😂
  5. We beat the WHOLE current top four to win this including the 2nd best team twice. Legendary
  6. We fucking bossed them, my Mrs is in tears. A Dan scored for our Dan, he would have been uncontrollable 😂😂
  7. Fuck me, the cunts are showing 74, cunts utter utter cunts. Keggan the cunt, never forgiven.
  8. Mate’s found a chinese near Wembley which serves booze, reminiscent of the Sheff Utd semi at OT where we got pissed in a chippy
  9. Been up at the van this weekend so somewhat distracted with dog walks and beer, just driven back so diversionary thoughts have disappeared, fuck I hate those scouse bastards. safe to say, cool calm and collected has left the building !!
  10. Christ, if we lose it’s unthinkable, he’ll probably have to suffer some time with that pissed up druggy scouser before his interview, being interviewed covered in scouser blood probably isn’t a good look.
  11. Good luck Wyki, if it had to be a choice between victory today or victory for you tomorrow, sorry but, you can get fucked.
  12. Cool, calm and collected here, expect little, but the hope is relentlessly growing (the cunt).
  13. He plays on the games in arcades man! He’ll want the used nappy machine.
  14. Fist time I've seen that pen, it's a double touch for me, but the rule is mental. should be a retake (if he scores) not a disallowed goal.
  15. Until 2023 the age of consent in Japan was 13 so there isn't really an equivalent word for paedo, whatever paedo like behaviour you exhibit in an arcade.
  16. Hold everything, Renton dissents.
  17. Here you go https://archive.ph/D2egA
  18. Shite, patently done by a twenty-something year old, look at some of those highlighted, ASM, Mitrovic, fucking Colback ffs 😂
  19. They probably have to use different inhalers for UEFA games
  20. Would have been better if you'd assigned him a trade which didn't involve measuring stuff.
  21. Pendants have been wrong since the 70's tbh
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