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Was talking at the with someone who has detailed and intimate knowledge of Joe's arrest. Absolute faith in what I was told, have known the person for 30 odd years and what they do. Stopped on way home after a meal out and two (not one, as was reported) glasses of wine. Copper asks for ID, oblivious to who he is. Then "What do you do?" Asks copper. Big Joe sort of did the "don't you know who I am" thing but did it this way: Big Joe "I'm a premier League footballer" followed by "you must be a fucking mackem" 😂

They didn't, parenting fail.

Hearts was all about getting him over here and settled/acclimatised as they had Aussie teammates of his. This year he'll play somewhere.

Murdered you say ? Thought it was natural causes.

The schedule was ridiculous, forcing 5 tests into basically 6 weeks and expecting all of them to be played in full was madness, but can't affect the hundred (fucking shite). Going 2-0 down was the killer, we were bound to end up with a weather draw.

The Ashington equestrian society won’t be happy

Hi Chelsea, PIF here, you know all those players we bought from you for our league and bailed you out, well here's the thing, we think young Lewis should go to Newcastle, nudge nudge, wink wink.

Fist, your truck exudes a certain charm

So when you make 64.78% on a trade, do you withdraw real money or is it just a number in a computer ?? All well and good if you can realise the readies.

Congrats strawb

I am starting to think Mackems and Maga’s may just be intellectually related (cousins/sisters etc.)

Not linked at all, war or no war that'd be happening with these cunts in charge.

This 👆 Not to mention the incredible R&D information being gathered.

So fresh from the victory of "three slips and a gully" I returned to the van after taking H for his river swim and radio is on, what you listening to I said, Mrs T. Replies "the cricket", I said that's tomorrow (girlie ashes) then it dawned on me, she was listening to the County games !! Did get to hear young Rew get his double ton as wel,. 😂😂

Chortle

You saw phone, I saw lips. never thought I’d see the day when I outperved MF 🤷‍♂️😱

WTF is going on with his knees, is he wearing greaves ?? Also her "lips" look a bit anaemic tbh.

Oh FFS

*again

At the caravan so only listening to TMS, after a late afternoon of beer on the deck, forced indoors by showers. Mrs decided she wanted me to explain why comentator had said three slips and a gully, duly achieved by: Candle holder thing - batsman Moretti can - wickets Her Vodka and coke - Johnny Bairstow My Phone - Slip Cordon My vape - gully And she understood it !!! Prediction, soul crushing defeat btw.

We’ll be all out for the score they SHOULD have been all out for, because fucking catches 🙄

It would appear Ellis Simms is shit, now that he's signed for Coventry, per mackem twitter. His mackemactico card has been rescinded.

Canny hatchet job on Osborne, long read, email sent to just about everyone going o his wedding and several journo's https://pastebin.com/3DRZpzDP

He does the hard part, gets himself in, gets to 30-40 odd then gets himself out.

~120 all out btw (prediction)