Toonpack

Not before time, looks like some longer range kit for Ukraine

Happy Arrestmas Eve as some are calling it

Their players hardly set an example mind, they idolised that Sewer Kev

Baring any more injuries, Big Joe in for ASM, otherwise same team as v the scabs for me.

Every team has a cunt quota, Jambo’s no different. We’ve got Grimes and Hancock FFS.

Steps in when the hard work is done, he’s the board Roosevelt

It's so he can hide all the cutlery he's nicked, the Scouse cunt.

I think ASM has just found himself further down the pecking order. If he's not carrying a knock I have no idea what's wrong with him.

We don't demand a team that wins, we want a team that tries. These lads do that all game long.

Pointed him out to the Mrs during his pre match interview, every ten seconds later for the duration she was saying "he doesn't blink, look he doesn't blink, how doesn't he blink" and repeat 😂

Newcastle don't choke

Good ball won by Murphy to release Willock. Murphy > ASM who looks like he's running in treacle

One of those fucking days 🙄

The Barn door boys are back

Just a thought but apart from Sheff Wed in the cup, we haven't actually been shit (I mean shit like we've been used to, shit) in any game I can recall this season, yeah we've drawn a few we should have won, but as far as I recall we bossed them but just couldn't hit a barn door. Even our recent "blip" we weren't particularly bad in any game (overall as a team) and I don't remember being comprehensively outplayed anywhere, maybe we are just fucking good. Am I making that up ??

Arbeit macht frei

He obviously hadn't fully transformed from his pupal stage when the photo was taken.

Fairy nuff

Methinks he's a tad nervous

Me too, but bet he doesn't, sadly.

That was a placenta surprise

I do have concerns that the tone of this thread may be inviting a Karma intervention, so I think we should stop calling the weird looking twat a weird looking twat.