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Was thinking that earlier, grass looked very long and appears they'd narrowed the playing area.

They look way more likely than us tbh

How many goals is that for Botman now Oops was Trippier

Tripps and Bruno's radars need a reboot at half time I also think (lord help me) ASM would have them ragged on he left.

Fuck me and thank fuck

Well obviously, the fucker'd rip it of

Has there EVER been a less appropriate ad placement than this one in that mackem twitter thread 🤷🏼‍♂️

We may have apocalyptic levels of fewm incoming: Suspect the Bilbao black cats will need to convene an emergency AGM, all three of them must be mightily upset.

I think I'd start Wilson, they'll be cloggers, let him take the sting out of that then unleash Isak when they're knackered.

You appear to be turning into a bit of a footballer stalker mind wiki

As I said on Twitter:

Good policy, those 2-3 minutes could be the difference between getting caught and a clean escape.

He must be getting peddled soon, you should have spoke to him.

The cunts probably stowaway before the launch to get shipped out of the place

there's a misspelling in there, the team was actually Barmy-stoned Rangers as established by exhaustive research conducted over about 5 seconds in my head

I bet your mates guide dog hates her as well.

Well we've got a Fender playing at the stadium soon, we've had a Gibson writing in the Chronicle, a Martin in Radio Newcastle, a Darren or Peter Jackson so why not one of these:

Can't see Southampton getting out of it so only one of the two you mention can go down, Everton are nailed on so someone assured us (unless they were WRONG !!!!).

Trying to get in here ???

Sound advice (especially if near Fist)

Splendid, Russia's biggest day of the year (for the TLDR brigade - there were 51 vehicles this year)

Even if we turn up like we did against Arsenal I reckon we'll do them, no problem. We hit the woodwork twice and Ramsdale made several top notch saves (not even mentioning the last gasp defensive blocks they got in).

canny read, especially the earlier part about squad composition requirements

g-Dogg ??? Definitely Overrated Guru Gemmill ??