Toonpack

He should never have opened that ark of the covenant

Invariably Schar wins the header at a corner and invariably he misses the target

FYP

All this ticket carry on is a pain, would it not just be easier just to pay the price the ticket trouts want ?? (oh shit! sorry wrong thread).

Time for a song ? When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie, that’s a moray

You going to piranha happy face and smile smile smile ??

What?? sorry am bit hard of herring

Damn, I was going to salmon the devil and conger the world, thwarted by Fist

Eel be sorry the basstard

That's a gudgeon

What a grouper clowns

New career opportunity for Fist

HERESY !!!!!

I bream of the day we'll stop carping on about it.

They fuck kids and corpses in Yorkshire cafe's, Holy SHIT !!!!!

Someone needs to fucking batter you for that

His ailment lasts 9 months allegedly

Despite the uproar by the twatterati thought BDB was excellent

Redknapp spitting because of our relative position to Liverpool. Cunt.

So Robbie Williams in a wig is in it 😱

Product placement, your mega-Rich, absolutely meticulous at planning, foresees-all-events villain, can't miss an earning opportunity.

Btw, are the Luther series' worth watching ?

It would only be a spoiler if it was worth spoiling

I would disagree, it shows that hypothermia must be a myth, several minutes under the ice in a frozen lake is no reason not to then wander around on the ice in your soaking wet street street clothes.

He was a runner of some repute, locals referred to him as Athlete Bill Bao. Think he emigrated to Spain at some point.