Toonpack

I would tend to agree but our best spell against Forest was after he came on for Tonali (who was mint). It’s a funny old game

Christ this cunt's as tight with words as Yorkie's are with money !!!!

I’m not listening to 31 minutes and 59 seconds of waffle, I want a Yorkshire summary.

and ?????? Very good at what ? Baking cakes, carpentry, crochet, juggling ? what is the very good about ? Your post tells me nothing !!!!!

I’m sorry, but, we may be shit but we are not that shit thank you very much.

I don’t believe for one minute that’s what’s gone on. Hope’s been twisting words and doing 2+2=47 for weeks. He knows nowt.

Let me consult the archives

GIWA

I wonder if that’s why Ringo retired from internationals

Everything obviously sweetness and light at Everton

LIAR it was a cheese savoury

It would appear there’s a move being made for leadership of team pissypants

How you say our reserve goalie's name if you have lockjaw ??

What a placenta surprise

You can fuck off an all (harumph)

Alreet Simon 👍

Was that before or after the midwife slapped his mam.

it is, we’ll surrender them the points to stay up, AGAIN 🙄

Given he’s more perma-crock than Wilson whilst playing in Italy, Eddie’s fitness requirements would kill him. Isn’t his favoured position on the left anyway and there’s the small matter of his reported 300k a week wages. Non starter

If you make an offer which is absolutely your best offer and it’s knocked back, that’s when.

not including his drug dealing (allegedly)

Fuck me 😂😂😂😂

On the subject of shite midfielders, Mrs TP used to work in the dentists at Darras Hall got a fair few footballers in, she said most of them were dead canny but she despised Danny Guthrie he was a sullen cunt, never spoke just grunted, his lass was a VERY loud scouse slapper and did all his talking for him. When Said slapper was up the duff she was in and kicked off about getting her private dental treatment free because she was preggers, Guthrie was only on about £30k a week at the time 🙄

I suspect the difficulty is down to who’s available, or lack thereof, rather than anything else, someone said pages ago we’re fishing in a small pond.

If Guehi signs for £70 mill and on a 5 year deal that’s only a £14 mill hit on this years accounts, there’s money there but the players that tick all our boxes mustn’t be.