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You've got that post saved on your clipboard from last season haven't you ??

@wykikitoon Get yourself comfortable, not long to wait 👍

Similar, Mrs left the room and I put TV on (sound off), went for a piss came back to, who put that on, "Adam (my eldest) wanted it on", says I, Rubbish she said "He blamed you". It stayed on though but she saved up her irritation to insisting TV went off when she saw me lining up the next game 🙄

This ☝️, I've gone from thinking "here's the fucking goal" whenever the opposition plays forward, to "that'll get snuffed out" and actually really enjoying watching that happen and the defence work. It actually feels like a huge surprise if we concede (which obviously isn't often). It's like, go on then, attack us, we dare you. It is absolutely wonderful.

He's the world's best 6ft 6" fullback tbh and he does indeed look entirely the part, a gigantic yet competent fullback 🤯 😂

fuck me, we are really REALLY good

he was more into puppying than dogging

The Mrs phone did that on Friday, she was off, I wasn’t, I never heard it because I have tinnitus until I was elbowed awake with “my alarms going off and my phones downstairs” and who was expected to get up and turn the bloody thing off, aye that’d be me because I “had to get up anyway”, aye an hour later ffs. I thought better of arguing tbh.

Always cook our Turkey overnight Xmas eve, bird, stuffing (homemade, old family recipe) wrapped in bacon. Put it on about 9-10 ish at 125, never fails.

He is patently a deep cover member of ISIS he was slyly asking allah what he should do in regard to the pigs in blankets.

Real, from truth social I believe.

Some folks want everything to be perfect to avoid any angst, because, and you may not believe this, there are others who just seem to want to moan and complain about anything and everything. Erm…..aye…. Erm.

Gemmill > Jay Rayner

And a lovely message to all from the Donald

Would be jealous, if that pool wasn't in Hobbiton. BTW Is that pipe to remove foot hair from the drain ??? Merry Christmas, all the best folks.

Where's the parboil for the roasties and cooling time for aforesaid roasties prior to shaking and roasting, eh ?

Krampus for us (if I get my way)

Vandalising shop stock, someone should grass the cunt, oh, he’s done it himself

YAY it's an appropriated pagan festival, how dare anyone worry about things that will cause suffering.

Ha, the parakeets, I worked in Sunbury for a few years, first time I saw one I thought what the fuck!! It was soon joined by a flock of the fuckers, they seem to have taken to down the smoke very well.

Fits who ?

Shoplifting is not considered "working in a pharmacy" Fagin.