Toonpack

She owns 3 homes in the UK and one in the US, but no known home in India but is "Indian" for tax purposes. That doesn't even touch on the fact that a senior minister is married to someone who has not taken citizenship (obviously for tax reasons). How can someone from a foreign power be so close to someone so close to the seat of power.

It would appear you are suffering from long pissypants, your main symptoms are gone but some still persist. Irrespective of last nights result, neither of them are overtaking us

Seeing as Johnson (cunt) always takes the piss out of Blackford for his weight (fucking irony), I'd love someone to say to Sunak "Can you stand up when you answer....OH I'm sorry, you are"

The board’s very own Private Fraser strikes again! Quote was I believe “not as positive as we’d hoped” not “worse than expected”.

FYP Seeds for yesterday we’re sown at Everton, confidence gone and a bit pressure applied and they crumbled. Be interesting to see how they turn it around as we have nothing up front, get into decent attacking positions out wide but no movement centrally, nowt.

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Striker should have buried it, but canny double save all the same: HHGH

Only two places left to fill, Everton are fucked per Gemmill

Is that an outside bog for emergency pissy pants avoidance use?

Just give England the trophy now, save a load of time for everyone, they always win it between the draw and the actual tournament 🙄

Similar vein, when controlling shit remotely from other devices was "new fangled" one of the regulars at my local was a techno wiz and he'd paired his phone with the projector gear in the bar, in there one Saturday and some "not regulars" came in and they got horse racing on, they were making a racket, disturbing our usual ambiance and really pissing us off, needless to say after a short time race gets into final furlong, shouting volume goes up and...........picture went off, next race, final furlong, changed channel, went on a little while etc etc. I think the fact we were pissing ourselves laughing gave the game away and it got a bit heated

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Aldi have stuff missing as well, every supermarket I go into usually has not got something we were looking for, random stuff and shelves are noticeably much less rammed IMO

Any visitors are there for a few hours and all have gieger counters to make sure they limit exposure, the red forest was bulldozed and buried and these soldiers have been digging into it and living/sleeping in it for weeks. I can well believe the story tbh. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/military-action-in-chernobyl-could-be-dangerous-for-people-and-the-environment/#:~:text=The Chernobyl exclusion zone is,levels by thousands of times.

They've been digging trenches and "camping" in the red forest, where everything died, one of the most contaminated places on earth. From Wiki: The Red Forest is located in the zone of alienation; this area received the highest doses of radiation from the Chernobyl accident and the resulting clouds of smoke and dust, heavily polluted with radioactive contamination. The trees died from this radiation. The explosion and fire at the Chernobyl No. 4 reactor contaminated the soil, water and atmosphere with radioactive material equivalent to that of 20 times the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Probably because stats alone are worth the square root of feck all. He's 19.

Following several busloads of Russian soldiers having radiation sickness after digging trenches around Chernobyl

Don’t mention the war 🤫

If Siegen have a team and they’re not called Siegen Heil, they should be.

Mimicking playing the flute is never a good look in Glasgow, that said, after a life of women beating, drink and drugs, he looks OK.

And worse goal difference than those above them (-4 from closest)

They're OK in winter weather but it all turns to shit when it starts to Thor. (sorry) Norse, norse, medication time for Toonpack

The mackems have worse sacking record than the vikings

Completely different, world cup is every 4 years and a short "festival of football" (albeit with a lot of turgid shite thrown in). Maybe I'm just coloured by my age. Back when I really loved the world cup, it was the first time you'd ever heard of, never mind seen, many of the players who came out of nowhere and were just "wow" !! See all the "stars" week in week out these days, few surprises.