Toonpack

More like CT > Gemmill

If I hadn't been snipped, I'd be down the sperm bank to make my fortune (in minutes)

I was going to make some atomic bomb related joke about getting Nagasaki's manager in, but then I googled Nagasaki FC and the manager's called Hiroshi Matsuda. I kid you not I am stunned !!!

What the .....................

Going well in Russia with Truss:

I've hated the derby ever since I was feeling rough but went to a home one (we lost, cunt Rowell 70's) and missed next home game, because of tonsillitis, where we battered Wolves iirc, and we didn't batter many back then as we were unrelentingly shit. I much prefer the ability to ridicule them 365 days a year without any risk of getting stick from them for a few days here and there.

No, just no, an million times no. How does not having a derby make us "lose our identity" FFS

They were third, nailed on for playoffs, at least, and EVEN then they drove the manager out and the stupid owners listened to them - it's brilliant tbh

not rong like marra

Morons ??? Hmmmm ☝️ ☝️

It’s all rather delicious

Exactly, the ONLY job is get out of that division, and only that just now. Third and at the very least nailed on for playoffs and it wasn't good enough so bin the manager.

Can't have been Gemmill, he's perfect at everything, so he says.

Meltdown in progress. Personally I think Keane would have been a disaster (which would have been nice) despite the unwashed creaming over him. Whoever they get now is on a hiding to nothing - splendid

Bears fan, Wanker

Must admit, thought ASM looked to lay the ball off a bit more than usual on Tuesday rather than dribble down blind alleys. Hopefully that continues as there is always space created when he has the ball. He also needs to stop sitting on his arse for 5 minutes when he's dispossessed.

Fuck me! listen to Atacama desert knickers all of a sudden

Don’t disagree at all but his comments about Bruno still learning - where to position himself at set pieces etc. makes me think he’ll ease him in. Don’t have an issue either way tbh. Certain he will put out what he considers his best team on the day.

I don’t think he’ll change starting XI, apart from Targett obvs. Bruno will get more game time but doubt he’ll start tbh.

I’m forever booting Tibbles pretty Tibbles in the air

Already seen on Twitter: “he’s just Steve Bruce wrapped in Alan Pardew”

You need to get a Kimono and a baseball bat

Bamber Gasgone

he’s not slow he’s fester than all the rest