Toonpack

You Jewish ??

I wasn’t meaning it as a serious point of discussion 😂

Given these French border checks are happening in Dover does that mean we’ve taken back control by moving the French border into England 🤷🏼‍♂️

It would appear he blacks up as well the racist cunt, best avoided IMO

My application to join the local brass band has been rejected. Apparently they prefer loud, confident personalities and I don’t like blowing my own trumpet. (Gemmill would get in mind!)

RIP, him and Muller were lethal

was some of the lads in the top room, which was connected to room below by a stairway in the wall, (for olde aristocratic secret shagging purposes) top door was locked, we were below and that door was open, half the lads went to each door when everyone had supposedly turned in and we sprayed every can of deodorant we had through the keyholes, nearly killed them 😂😂

Takes me back to my schooldays (eons ago) Field trip to ford castle iirc, in our room, one of the lads (back to door) says "bet Mr Cooper has Miss Pollock down to her bra and panties by now", who'd just walked in (aye both of them)

Paging Gemmill

Alan Grant DROKK!

That's not funny either

How the fuck could you forget Diego 😱 he’s a cornerstone of the board, you’ll be forgetting that other great poster … erm…. Whatisname you know, the one who’s never wrong and who said Everton were going down, you know the one I mean, he’s Renton’s bitch, aye him.

They are all equally bad in different ways, It's all going to turn to shit whichever of them gets it, just by different routes, so Truss for me, I'll have a little tax cut thank you before it hits the fan rather than not, all going to end up broken beyond repair anyway. She's also thick as fuck so there'll be some gallows hilarity as we crash and burn.

I rather hope her tweet is 100% accurate

It's worse than that - His constituency is Richmond, Nth Yorks, basically next door to Darlington near as makes no difference

It's only the summer

We'll be keeping tabs on his performances

On unrelated non climate matters:

This, he'll not play/start games much I wouldn't have thought, why rock the boat, armband on the pitch will be Tripper or maybe Wilson.

Truss has an amazing Thunderbirds vibe mind !

Is there anyone you won't antagonise ?? Farmer - check, Water authorities - check, get a hang-glider and you can complete the set with air traffic control.

Dangerous game that! Easier to be toppled down stairs.

Brighton bombing 2 with a bigger and better bomb would also work, probably even better.

So grand jury delayed as requested by the trumps for obvious grieving reasons. They’ll obviously also cancel imminent the MAGA rally in Arizona out of respect obviously, or probably, or then again maybe not 🙄