Toonpack

We've signed quite a few compared to years gone by.

Or it's: that's our valuation, take it or leave it, they may tinker with the structure, more up front less as add-ons etc. perhaps that's what they are setting up their position to be, NUFC will offer what they are prepared to pay "take it or leave it".

*Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle FFS

*they’re or even there at a stretch, but not their !! And as for bying - Christ on a bike! 🙄🤷🏼‍♂️

I am deeply oththended Thish by your thlagrant and thiendish disregard oth my personal situation, you thucker

If you have a speech impediment, it’s also what you say in the bakers when buying bread

They are not going to turn Webb around just to get a viewable photo of your tadger mate

Tories have been purged from the Tory party, never mind this board, the cuntservative of today is UKIP on acid.

This going to be mighty confusing when Fish starts his “original, I did it first before PaddockLad” match day thread in about 3 days !!!

Olivia Newton John, greased.

That’s not helping, anyone just reading the thread title and seeing the thread starter will immediately think PaddockLad is amusing, which is obviously a grave misrepresentation of the truth 🙄

This is an outrage, Wiki has to start the match thread, we then tell him his bum looks big in whatever he’s wearing, he deletes the thread in a fit of pique and then, and only then, Fist starts the lucky match thread.

They also shouldn’t be counting any chickens based on beating Bristol City, lad I work with is Hull ST holder, when we were talking last week he said “Bristol City were shit, anyone needs to be shit for us to beat them and they were really really shit”.

Brings whole new meaning to “I wouldn’t be caught dead in that”

Haven’t bought a kit in donkeys years, but I am soooo fucking tempted to get the white one 😂

I do wonder if Forest were actually as woeful as we made them look. We’ll see after a few games. We might actually just be very good and we’re going to be even fitter game by game. One thing we need to improve is our corner delivery/routines, we had a dozen early doors and I don’t recall any of them resulting in a real chance or even us having first touch.

There’s also the Glazer’s dimension, they can continue to milk it even when they are shite. Our current approach is spot on IMO (however frustrating it can feel).

He’s on £250k a week evidently 😱

Saw an interesting thread on twitter (can’t find it again 🙄) talking about how they can’t shift their deadwood as they’re on ridiculous money (same as our problem but with eye watering amounts). As your mate said, it’s going to take a lot of time.

Back on more pleasant subjects. Man U remain shite which is all rather splendid.

I’ll have you know my mary remains as moist as it was the first time the priest played with it.

No, I most certainly do not, Christ on a bike, first I’m branded a sectarian bigot and now I’m a menopausal wifey, fucking hell 😳

It was never a catholic/proddy thing to fucking start with man! Until someone jumped to a wrong conclusion.

The story of your day is heartwarming and all that, but what we really want to know is what caused the tampon disaster.

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