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OH! bring back Ashley and the pure monotony for THE LOVE OF GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Blyth that could easily mean his wife

He never fucking had Covid man !!!!

Fuck this shit, sick of switching my kegs over for Tena mens

He’s the last fucker we want in charge when Ukraine kicks off

He’s never going to resign,someone is going to have to top the lying cunt, even then PMQ’s will be like weekend at Bernie’s

me neither but first thread I saw on Twitter mentioning his name was full of Arsenal fans gnashing their teeth as they thought he was going there in the summer.

That’s the problem they’ve got, the cabinet are all so utterly shit and promoted way beyond their abilities the back benchers have a catch 22 (or catch 1922) who the fuck can take over and not make it even worse.

Or head up Coffey’s skirt

one of life’s great mysteries, how something like him could produce something like her

That’s Tutankhamen’s mam, they just took her bandages off and stuck an anorak on her

Not that one, the full on clandestine operation with notes in video boxes one

I am finding myself, more and more, with each passing day and the monotonous failed bids, drawn inexorably towards team pissy pants, at my age that is not a good place to be 😔

Welcome back architect of the greatest thread in this forums’ history.

Stay well Ant 👍

😂 it was a shame face and slope off combo

we can no longer say the word “pub” in the house, he just gets all hyper/wound up, we are currently using “local” until he susses that !!!

Dog and pub update. After his regular half a stone of treats from behind the bar, an owld fella comes in and produces a bag of fresh pork crackling and needless to say Hamish (my dog) thought this was tremendous, after several pieces he was then fed a portion of the landlady’s (and also from her son) fish and chips. Mate comes in and proceeds to buy a pack of pork scratching, not in same class as the other stuff but not wanting to be rude Hamish had half the pack. Another regular comes in and whilst he doesn’t have a dog himself, he does always have a pocket full of dog biscuits, and he wonders why the dogs love him !! Cue - much sitting and giving of paws. Mrs arrives to drag us home on her way back from work, has a glass of wine and pack of Cheese and Onion crisps, half of which the canine dustbin got. He was fucking rancid overnight (very unusual for him tbh) to the point he fucked off out of the bedroom in shame. canny evening all in all, apart from the smell obvs.

We’ll looks like I’m being dragged off to the pub by the dog again, later gents

[Asprillas Ghost] No it wasn’t [\Asprillas Ghost]

That’ll have deflated his wife ……. erm I mean ego

If you post utter bollocks and then others point out that it’s utter bollocks, that’s not ganging up, it’s simply just pointing out it’s utter bollocks. It’s more of a kindly act, trying to make you a better person and less prone to humiliation because of talking shit all the time. I’m 63 btw