Toonpack

Tutu’s left the station RIP

Unused test and red marker pen ??

They’re feeling a bit melancollie

New Premier League rule potential

Flock off, the pair of ewe

If you are going to miss-spell it, at least get it right, the correct incorrect spelling is Cack. Thanks.

Bet that twat Corbyn is vaxxed. If not I fucking hope he gets it. as an aside: In Ohio, 14,000 have died from Covid, of those 95% were unvaxxed. Keep marching wankers.

Unless you are Gary Glitter

Unrelentingly shite again !! Stat on Twitter, whilst the batting has been abysmal we’ve dropped 48% of our catches, Aussies zero drops (edit, make that one).

Hope all ok Alex !! and agree hardly anyone will give up family time this Christmas given the party revelations from last year

Aka, going camping

I disagree: Bread on a stick = Stone Age toaster

Undertakers must be fit as fuck !!

Should only do 15 mins a time, we’ll spaced out up to 3x a day according to notes with mine.

I try and place the pads at opposite ends of the area that’s buggered and give it 15 minutes on as high a setting as I can take, used it lower back and on shoulder when I buggered that chucking the ball for the hound. Stick with it, I swear by mine now.

Aye, basically soon as I can, then repeat up to 3 times a day until all discomfort gone, sometimes the first shot just loosens everything up again.

If it happens reasonably often, Invest in a tens machine, my back muscles go occasionally and it’s been a godsend. recommended by my yank brother in law to much poo pooing from me, (typical yanks, have damn near a full suitcase just for their meds when they travel) but tried his when I had a spasm when they were over, great piece of kit.

You should pass that tip on to Downing Street, “there was no party it was the wi-fi lights”

Digressing from hi-tech, a Twitter thread and some Googling has this morning led me to the conclusion: Dolphins are intelligent kill for pleasure psychopaths (I sort of knew that bit) Ducks are serial and violent rapists Otters are the cute animal kingdom answer to Dennis Nielsen and partial to murder, rape and corpse shagging

If Starmer proves incapable of eviscerating him today, there is no hope.

I’d rather we were coming to the end of him breathing. Yes I mean it, the cunt.

Batting first in an Ashes series was madness. I know batting is the done thing, but an early wicket totally galvanises the fielding team and leads exactly to what we saw. Put them in, even if you don’t get early wickets you don’t put yourself in a losing position on day one, make them at least work for it. Try and make a statement with your strongest suit, and that ain’t our batting. Not to mention the green top and cloud cover. All that said, how the fucking fuck do you get bowled leg stump, by a quickie, first up 🤷🏼‍♂️🙄

He disappointed Jenny from accounts!!

Post room Dave came early, didn’t he

Canny, Laker, Kumble and now Patel