Toonpack

This could be a Bridge too far, he may nut someone

Until that day, I shall hold his reporting in the same regard as the stories of Hans Christian Andersen (but less accurate).

Can be a basstard at times

Wyki the Toontastic Craig Hope

Further good news is that, by and large, the new players are Ten Haag’s lads,a change of manager will be yet more turmoil 😀

At what point can we start to refer to ManUtd as the manc mackems ??

This is so weird, Man U won the transfer window we were told 🤷🏼‍♂️

They went down a bomb though

A Yorkshireman once said. Ow much, 20p, fuck off.

I broke the spell, FACT

What could possibly account for this Everton surge in form I wonder??

He wasn’t, that’s more journo bullshit, we couldn’t land one

Not forced out, Hope is a cunt

Just moved onto them 2 nights ago. So hardly started tbh, well written though, having watched the show helps with the scene setting.

I don’t consider it a fuck up tbh, a fuck up would have been buying some player out of desperation who turned out to be a billy big bollocks and he destroyed the squad harmony/mentality the fans would have been happy though. We have criteria we want in players coming in/the resultant financials, to not compromise that is a decision, not a mistake. The club officials are paid the big money to make those decisions and the results of those decisions have career defining repercussions, they won’t take them lightly and I would hope not emotionally either.

It’s a pile of negative click farming shite. Split at the top of the club, bollocks, PIF are in charge, what they say goes. So we have to believe because of some conflict Amanda/Mehrdad decided to can their investment in an appreciating asset, yeah right. Way more likely - there’s no way they could raise their necessary share of the upcoming stadium investment. They were shareholders, Eales is an employee, at worst they could have been told by PIF to step back a bit from the nitty gritty but instead they decided to flounce with tears in their eyes, nope, not having it. If Caulkin says anything, likely to be more from the horses mouth as he was tight with Amanda/Mehrdad during the takeover, but Hope, fuck off man 😂

Next time he’s in Aldi I hope the tins on corned beef fall on his head.

We’re undefeated on the pitch 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m safe, I think pizza is glorified cheese on toast (shit glorified cheese on toast at that).

I would tend to agree but our best spell against Forest was after he came on for Tonali (who was mint). It’s a funny old game

Christ this cunt's as tight with words as Yorkie's are with money !!!!

I’m not listening to 31 minutes and 59 seconds of waffle, I want a Yorkshire summary.

and ?????? Very good at what ? Baking cakes, carpentry, crochet, juggling ? what is the very good about ? Your post tells me nothing !!!!!

I’m sorry, but, we may be shit but we are not that shit thank you very much.

I don’t believe for one minute that’s what’s gone on. Hope’s been twisting words and doing 2+2=47 for weeks. He knows nowt.