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They will have ever changing ranked lists of players for every position on the field. They’ll move for the ones they consider “blue chip” if they think a deal can be done.

Whoa there boy, steady on, are you saying that (and ain’t don’t say this lightly) Gemmill was wrong 😱

Thank fuck for that

A simple “yes” would have sufficed tbh

So if a player signs a contract extension, does their amortisation amount recalculate for the longer term ???

Life of Pi, disappointing, 3.141592

Several think he has dementia, hope so, but only if he gets found guilty/imprisoned for his crimes while he still knows what day it is.

Not too keen on the desert representation of Steve Bruce’s gut mind.

Ney lad, Ney

If you could get said doctorate certificate to fit into the frame, obvs.

In my early Northern Gas (Gas Debtors dept) days, if I got a Dr on the phone I’d call them Mr. and if they whinged I’d call them Mr thereafter to wind them up, if they said nowt I’d then address them as Dr. That game started after I inadvertently called one Mr. and he went off like a “don’t you know who I am” merchant.

T’was a concerted attempt by hackers he reckons, absolutely nothing to do with ineptitude, no siree.

Signing of the season: Lewis Hall. Top goalscorer: Isak Most assists: Gordon Biggest surprise: Murphy. Best Young player: Hall Player of the season: Bruno PL finish: Top 4 Trophies? Not even going there

So as he’s now mentioned it twice, the fucking lunatic believes asylum seekers are mental patients seeking/escaping mental hospital (asylum) care.

Deep vein thrombosis, RIP Gemmill 🙏

why am I not surprised

Tennessee road trip: Memphis - outside of Beale Street area scary as fuck. Graceland is now "in da hood". Nashville - Canny. Gatlinburg/Smokey Mountains - shirtless dungarees, mullets and no teeth all over.. Confederate flags on barns, even some trailer homes had barns !! and no-one trades in their old cars, just leaves/collects them "out front". Shitloads of little white painted wooden churches. AND the cunts don't sell liquor on a Sunday.

Wonder where they got the Metro from, hmmmmm makes you think.

FYP

Took his own life 😔

So you’re suggesting GT5 is a closet Mackem, aye ?