Glen

ooooh, egg on faces I hope!

Haway the lads!

Our bench is hilarious: * 24 Srnicek, * 07 Luque, * 11 Duff, * 20 Sibierski, * 32 Huntington Brilliant.

Get a poster up in The Strawberry mate.

No Duff?

Legend. I live in London and I still miss it... and it's only down the road! I feel for you mate.

3-1 Scousers.

tbh, they sound like they have extreme mental problems themselves.

I'm going to feel guilty if I ever feel the need to crack one off to one of her spreads now like.

I must be missing something here, and I'm feeling like a dumbass, but, why is that funny?

Wright Phillips should never even make the squad to play for England ever again. utter shite that boy is. Beckham out of the squad... and THAT tit to replace him if there's an injury or two? Bollocks. Crouch can fuck off and all. As can Carrick. The Crab. And he's not the new David Batty. Nicky Butt's the new David Batty... I swore I saw him play a ball forward in the Tottenham game. All in all, uninspired shite. Get Micah and Barton on from starters, they're fucking up for it, drop Frank "Pork Pie" Lampard and see if that lights a fire under his arse to play with a bit of passion for his country, and on the training ground, get the fucking twats to have a go at SHOOTING AT THE GOAL. Fuck me. It's like they were scared of shooting tonight. I remember when people were scared of playing England. Now, we're becoming a joke. Look, now I'm all annoyed. I was using Caps an' everything.

I think that it's too early to judge and I agree that the left hand troubles aren't just down to him. He seems to be gagging to play the ball in sometimes, but he isn't getting many options, causing him to run on too far and lose possession. His confidence isn't exactly sky high at the moment either. I'm looking forward to getting a decent left back and seeing how he fares with some support behind him.

Obafindme Martins. Brilliant.

Castrato.

I've just noticed that skinny Steven Carr is the fucking spit of the cop from Dumb and Dumber, otherwise known as Harland Williams... http://myspace-870.vo.llnwd.net/00597/07/83/597363870_l.jpg

I disagree. Look at wor Alan. He loved the club, so he came and stayed with Newcastle. Woodgate's living his boyhood dream. And I bet in that dream he lifted silverware as well, so he probably won't leave until that part of the dream comes true.

I hate International shirts that aren't symmetrical. What's the point of the blue design on the right shoulder.

Buy one off ebay. I've got an FM radio on mine. Cost me £20 for 1GB. Just slam it in the USB drive and off you go.

Is he going to start against Spain by the way?

It's high-tech material eh? Is it bollocks. You'll still sweat like a horse.

God, I hate him. More than Luque. But about the same as Bramble.

Would you do it walking towards him? That's just asking for trouble like.

They're trying to update something that was absolutely fine. But that's what happens when money's involved.

*applauds*

Clearly not applicable for Emre now is it sarky.