Walliver

Aye, I'll leave the closet door on the latch as I mince out. Poor old SMO though, wouldn't even meet me on Gosforth High Street at Christmas for fear of being taken under the thumb in ways he can only imagine. Every night while his lass tries to keep her teeth in check. . Walli mate, the Lene Nystrøm sounds just like the kind of thing Girls Aloud will cover in several albums' time and claim as their own because it's oh-so-serious rather than plain daft, which is what pop music's meant to be about. Whatever happened to Daphne and Celeste anyway? Lene - Play With Me- Track 06 - Here We Go Girls Aloud - What Will The Neighbours Say? - Track 11 - Here We Go But actually, Lene's wasn't the original and isn't noticably different from the original (or GA's) but yet she manages to have a writing credit on her album for it. I'm not sure you can claim that Lene is oh-so-serious, just not as bubblegummy as Aqua. Pretty Young Thing is an absolutely tremendous song (but not Tina Cousins' version).

Why would the English and French teams be merged? France would have still had their own national teams, after all all the British countries do. Because it makes a good team.

Wasn't Lene (the singer from Aqua) married to one of the blokes from Aqua for a while? I'm sure I read something like that once. Her (Lene's) solo album is really good (and quite credible - especially compared to Aqua).

I'm studying for an exam at the moment too, I'll blame it on that and hope it's gone by Friday.

The past few days my left eyelid randomly has started twitching and it's really annoying. Any tips for how to make it stop?

Not really related but what a team! Perez Dumas Goma Boumsong Bernard Ginola Le Sib N'Zogbia Robert Saha Guivarc'h

Landreau Sagnol Gallas Ferdinand Cole Ribery Gerrard Vieira Cole Henry Rooney ?

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If Curbishley wants rid of Konchesky he'll probably want a new left back. If we've got Konchesky it might make sense to get rid of Babayaro to free up some wages. I know we don't have many defenders but there's no point having him as a back up, I'd rather play Huntington, Edgar or Duff at left back if Konchesky got injured. Alternatively, is he likely to offer cash + Konchesky for Parker?

Didn't Curbs do something stupid like swap him for 1m + an ancient Chris Powell before? I'd easily get rid of Babayaro to have Konchesky instead.

Is Bernard still at the club? What's the latest on him?

The new Tony Yeboah tbh.

Scored the winner in the cup against Elgin a few years ago - I think it was when we had Tully and Mackay at the back - you can't get a much better reference than that. The Wigan story also made me smile. Very nice men.

I like them all except the coffee ones. Toffee are my favourite.

1) I took all my unwanted Christmas presents to a charity shop today. I could only find one that was open. 2) I'm trying to tidy my flat today as I have nothing else to do. My room is a complete mess, the kitchen is a tip (because the one guy staying here over Christmas doesn't seem to have done any washing up) and the bathroom's a bit messy. Sound like fun. 3) I also have to buy some food today because I don't think I have much/any in the flat. Skips and twin fizzy cherries won't last forever. 4) My phone is buggered. I have a Soby Ericsson and the joystick rarely ever works. It's very annoying. 5) My internet is buggered. Every now and then it doesn't want to load pages for no particular reason.

Awesome read it and will read it again Merry Crimbo all Bought it for my brother. McGrath must be raking it in tbh.

My main problem is that I'm anti-drugs and would never take them. I don't like to hark on to other people too much about their lifestyle choices - she's a clever girl and knows the risks. If I had a line on me, is there anyway it could get into my bloodstream and effect me - or more importantly, my manhood - either short or long term?

Someone's asked if they can snort coke off my cock. She knows there are obvious dangers associated with this action for her but what I want to know is if it will effect me in anyway. Will it? (NB This has nothing whatsoever to do with any other threads I may have started...)

Did you live in Narnia? EDIR: Soory to go of topic but how's stuff going with that slag you posted about? I see you haven't posted again so either our advice was useless or she's fucked off. No, I didn't. But I did read the book. It was in Mosstodloch (about halfway between Aberdeen and Inverness) where I learnt this rhyme. (What's with the new spellchecker? And how come learnt isn't a word?) She's still in my life. I told a friend I was thinking about not speaking to her anymore then the friend told her (?!) and she got all upset. Right now we're being very naughty people and I try not to talk about it too much anymore. Mosstodloch? Sheesh, what a fricking shitehole. I know, because I used to live not so far away myself. You'd have been better of living down the road in Elgin. We only rented there whilst my dad looked for a proper house. He found one in Lhanbryde but we moved from there after about a year to Fochabers where I spent most of my growing up years. Elgin was the place to shop (and the place to watch top class football, naturally). Meenzer, Moss (forest), tod (fox), loch (lake) is what it stands for. Edit: Found out the spellchecker is a new function on Firefox. Very exciting.

Did you live in Narnia? EDIR: Soory to go of topic but how's stuff going with that slag you posted about? I see you haven't posted again so either our advice was useless or she's fucked off. No, I didn't. But I did read the book. It was in Mosstodloch (about halfway between Aberdeen and Inverness) where I learnt this rhyme. (What's with the new spellchecker? And how come learnt isn't a word?) She's still in my life. I told a friend I was thinking about not speaking to her anymore then the friend told her (?!) and she got all upset. Right now we're being very naughty people and I try not to talk about it too much anymore.

My version was first the worst, second the best, third the one with the hairy chest. After that it got incredibly stupid with talk of golden eagles, golden kettles and the like.

About as funny if we had travelled down to Portsmouth? Its a shitter for the fans, I know they are filthy gooners like. More like Southampton fans travelling to Newcastle in the snow?

Martins' shot wasn't a goal. Matt's picture shows this (even if it wasn't the furthest the ball got it was pretty close to what Sky were showing). The post is the same thickness as the line, therefore if the ball is completely over the line it is completely past the post. It wasn't so it didn't. No goal. If Drogba took the freekick from where it was supposed to have been taken how good would his angle on the goal have been? I agree about Le Penalty - it should have been given.

From the Daily Mail: "The forklift truck driver was arrested yesterday at his bedsit in Ipswich on suspicion of murdering five prostitutes whose bodies were found earlier this month." "THE number of detectives investigating the prostitute murders has doubled to 200 as Tony Blair promised full support to the 'unprecedented' inquiry by Suffolk Police." "Yesterday, he arrived in Suffolk to examine the bodies of the five prostitutes whose bodies have been found in rural areas around Ipswich." " A serial killer is being hunted after the bodies of five prostitutes were found in Suffolk." "Police investigating the murder of five Ipswich prostitutes have been granted more time to quiz a second man." That's from the top five stories on their website when you search for the word Suffolk. I'm sure it carries on in this fashion.

If I've had a few to drink I generally spit when I go to the urinal. If I go for a casual wee during the day then I'm quite civilised.