Walliver

Why love machine ?

Flat 29 - A Perfect Blend

I've no idea about Cameron's protection but surely Major still gets it because he used to be Prime Minister rather than anything else ?

Team P W D L F A GD Pts East Fife 7 5 1 1 12 3 9 16 Stenh'semuir 7 4 1 2 10 10 0 13 Arbroath 7 4 0 3 13 7 6 12 Albion 7 3 2 2 10 8 2 11 Berwick 7 3 2 2 8 6 2 11 Montrose 7 3 2 2 8 11 -3 11 Dumbarton 7 3 1 3 9 7 2 10 Queen's Park 7 2 2 3 6 9 -3 8 East Stirling 7 2 1 4 9 13 -4 7 Elgin City 7 0 0 7 4 15 -11 0 Oh dear... Our best player and playmaker broke his leg in the first game meaning we're now rubbish. Last season's top scorer (in the whole league) has been pretty ineffective this season and rarely looks interested. Edit: I've just read that this is the worst ever start in the Third Division by any club. Considering how awful East Stirling have been recently this makes me feel very bad. I'm going to cry myself to sleep now. Bye.

The Magic Numbers - Take A Chance

I went to the cinema and watched Dead or Alive five times. I think I win.

I'm a vegetarian, have been for about seven years, and made the change for moral reasons. I'm the only veggie in my family and my mum was great when I lived at home cooking separately for me. I normally find it quite awkward when I'm at someone else's and they're offering to cook me something. The thing I dread most is when I grow up and get invited to someone else's for Christmas.

I think Gemmill might be onto something start Butt and Parker in midfield. Going to Anfield isn't going to be easy so having extra defensive capabilities would be handy. If things look rubbish we can easily bring on Emre or Zog to make us win 11-0. How likely is Ameobi to be able to play 90 minutes ? Should Sib (or even Rossi) start instead ? TopToon, are we allowed to play Rossi in Europe ? I thought Man United said no to that.

Was it last season, or the one before, when Titus got injured in the winter and everyone got upset because of the progress he had made ? Yes, he has made mistakes recently, and he has made them before, but when he's playing with confidence he does well for us. I think it would also be a bit silly to drop one of two players in the team who have any sort of physical presence, especially when the other is the Sib.

Proper man football tbh

There's a link to this on one of the first links. Nicest one so far tbh. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/19/ashtray_offer/

Piscine pass.

Either because you think it means something horrible or just because it's fun to say.

I'm a dickhead.

Baz Luhrmann - Everyone's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

They ate before they got turned to statues and have been holding it in for hundreds of years tbh.

More people search for mouth than arse ? Or have I misunderstood what this game's about ?

So what's everyone else doing with their £500 ? (Or £527.27).

Mon the Steelers !

This should definitely have been a picture thread. I'm disappointed in all of you but Matty.

I was interviewed on the news once when Mike Atherton came to Fochabers. I said 'yes' and 'definitely'. I was on the T in the Park highlights looking unimpressed with the Zutons. And best of all - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804489/

Lion King.

This is great advertising - I'd never have gone on their site, told my friends about the offer or posted about them on Toontastic if not for this deal. I'm sure many other people will be like me. From those people, lots will set up an account and in turn they'll lose loads of money because, generally, people are rubbish at gambling. They'll also have huge sums of money in their bank account for a while which is bound to earn them quite a bit of interest (I doubt it's enough to cover the pay out (if they need to pay out) but it'll help). It'll probably also help them with some silly claim to be the world's biggest internet betting site because of the amount of money they had placed on bets at this time.

Surely they don't need to spell out the basics of gambling ?

The only catch I can see is that you have to place a bet of £580 minimum but if your account it less than 90 days old you can only deposit £250 if you're using a Visa or Mastercard. Also you need to send them evidence of photographic ID but they soon as they receive that (through post, e-mail or fax) they will update your account.