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See for yourself...

Christ. I was expecting some eloquent diatribe about how wonderful the latest Belle and Sebastian CD was. Get it framed.

Sweet! Can we see this award winning review?

Stupid fucking tax return has me reading all this guff.. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20150128/carver-our-season-is-not-over_2281670_4446694 Carver setting out his stall nicely there. If Bobby and Gary don't help him out it will doubtless be seance against him.

Remi Garde seemingly dropped like a stone. Presigned with NDA? Or treated like a cunt? You decide.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-managerial-situation-what-8528647

Ambition is a better word than progress. I have no hope that we will show ambition to compete. Better football would be nice, obviously.

Until Ashley is gone I have no hope of progress as a competitive club.

No not outlandish, and Pardew has proven there's profit to be had even from the touchline. I think it's possible, yes. Given past decisions and the questionable truths in the present you can either view proceedings neutrally, with despair or with hope. I think it takes impressive resolve (this is the politest word I can muster) to even manage neutral, never mind hope. As I've stated previously, I have zero hope left for the club anyway. I come on this board for a bit of idle banter and a break from work. And to stir up Fish, obviously.

Thought you'd like that. Histrionics one of our best players the last few years tbf.

That was sarcasm. Hardly the same. Anyway, on one hand I admire your semi-positive outlook. On the other I think it is unjust of you to label fans as being irrational when they have, quite reasonably, lost all faith with Ashley to act in the best interests of the football club. And I think you should do the decent thing and apologise to everyone.

You said we'd get a Head Coach in the summer. Which words have I put in your mouth?

What sort of cunt would crow about us getting relegated FFS?

Great! That's wonderful news.

So why did they do it then?

What reasons? Don't make me scroll back, you lazy bugger.

So what? We may have just been feeling all these cernts out to see if they are supplicant and can live on baked beans. I can go and look at a million pound house this afternoon if I wanted, would you infer from that I am likely to buy one?

I also think you're irrational to put words in my mouth.

I think you're irrational to put any value on the noises coming out of the club.

The mong-mongers just mong on regardless. There's fuck all joy under Ashley.

If he does okay or better, i.e. anything above 15th, then he'll 'deserve a chance at a full season'. If he just avoids relegation, even if it's on GD, the narrative by then will be 'he steered us to safety' rather than 'he fucking put us down there'. This miraculous 'survival' will be spun as 'deserves a chance'. If he gets us relegated it will be 'deserves the chance to bounce straight back' as he's not had time to apply his method, injuries, geordie, SBR, minimum wage, chocolate starfish, etc. Other outcomes look unlikely based on past reality. "Just run the fucka on fumes Lee." I hope we get relegated and georhadi terrorists blow up the stadium.

Just got wor ex a pair of these.. http://www.asos.com/One-Teaspoon/One-Teaspoon-King-Pin-Jeans-with-Extreme-Rips/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=4696528&cid=2623&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=36&sort=-1&clr=Blue&totalstyles=586&gridsize=3&r=2

Does that go to Blaydon Races? Apt tbf.

"The club aims to maximise its commercial revenues". Maybe we need a Head Coach Academy? Balance Sheet School? Ruthless Capitalism Cathcuntery?