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Anotherone from the same list as I first saw that on: "Was the patient dead when you began the autopsy?" "No, he was sitting up wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him"

But the intelligent design debate is about teaching religion in science class. Teach science in science class, and teach about religion in philosophy and RE class. Intelligent design is not a scientific theory like evolutionary theory, because you can't test or observe it. It's a belief. To try and force it into science class is an insult to real science, and it's also an insult to religion to claim that something as spiritual as the answer to the ultimate questions of the existance of a higher power can be explained in something as base as a science textbook.

My mate bought a bottle of coke at half time in the east stand against Manfield and they gave him it with the bottle cap on. When I asked why they didn't take the top off, he just looked blankly at me.

He's put a post on his website about the made-up facts going round the internet. And turned it into a plug for his book.

Moody Blues, Eurythmics, Bangles...

Invited her Highness over from a ninty message board because we were talking about geordie gamers and there's a few on here. Play nice!

Alreet Glad to see you've signed up - watch out for the pervs and weirdos on here!

Why would someone announce "12 miners WERE alive"? Do they usually only employ the walking dead in mines in the US? 75078[/snapback] I presume Rob meant someone was stressing that they weren't killed in the explosion and were still alive after.

Apparently the mix up was something like someone saying they were checking the vital signs of 11 of them. Someone presumed this meant seeing how badly injured each of them were, rather than going checking pulses going "Aye, deed. Aye, deed."

Some of them are! 74305[/snapback] On the yahoo news boards, when they were 'alive' people were saying it was a miracle and showed the power of prayer and the love of God. When they announced they were dead it was God "Testing their faith". Some of these people were the same posters who, after every tragedy in the middle east, europe, Canada or liberal US states, claim it is God's wrath against Muslims/liberals/communists/evolutionists/gays/democrats/the french/athiests. Although I'm sure fred phelps' baptist church is already rushing to register the domain name "godhatesminers.com" to go with godhatesfags.com godhatesamerica.com, godhatessweden.com etc.

At work 11-7 Got in about 2 so was a little delicate when I got in.

Nah that was geordio.. Boyo is a legend 72067[/snapback] Aye, you tell em' John! You know, I can never remember the name of that little midget with the beard who sometimes attends our board pre-match pissups.... You've known me on here too long to make that mistake, Bluestar. 72173[/snapback] Oh come on, Geordie-somethingorother, chaver tendancies, easy mistake

Was it GeordieBoyo the chaver who kept advertising his pyramid schemes?

If performace was relative to expenditure we'd have nee problem getting a champions league spot. As for lampard, that bastard was one of the only people in my fantasy squad who was in a team that were actually playing yesterday. And he was my captain. I'll be having harsh words in the Faux Madrid training ground about his commitment tomorrow.

In a public toilet?

Hope your long flight isn't as long as the Game Gear's approx 20 minute lifespan on 6 batteries.

Fuckin hell, when I read the title I thought I was going to have the CSA on my arse again.

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I thought you had a steady g/f? 69160[/snapback] Yeah, but she has a huge amount of fanny. Like a wizards sleeve apparently.

530 of me

What's a one of them? I'm sure I'm on the verge of having a heart attack, every now and then my chest suddenly feels like I've just missed a step. Less tabs and kebabs I think.

The police are always right. Well, they are if they're shooting people, if they disagree with closing mosques or being armed then it's a different matter.

Mine was last night, ended up standing on my todd outside the centre for life at about 1:30 swaying back and forth stuffing my face with chips and waiting for a taxi.

Aye, based on a line from an MC Paul Barman song

It's not exactly been "twarted" has it. The Home Office themselves decided it wasn't a good idea after talking to the police and withdrew it.