Craig

Is the right answer. In any other walk of life, dis-service to the level that they've provided would result in a full refund. Their kegs are obviously filling with shite at the realisation that we more than likely are not re-investing to watch the same garbage next season. Rather than pleading with us, how about listening and getting the fuck out?

We'd have 58 points. I know it's theoretical because not every club can achieve maximum points between now and the end of the season but there are only two teams who can achieve a maximum points haul of less than 58 - West Brom and Middlesbrough. That to me speaks volumes. FWIW I think West Brom, Boro and ourselves will go down - Blackburn just avoiding the drop from ourselves on goal difference.

Technically - very gifted Phyiscally - lardy and not seeming to be arsed too much Will fit in here quite well.

It'll be a damned good indicator like... perhaps someone should ask her if she's likely to donate before she pops her clogs?

Congratulations to you both Toontastic has a lot to answer for like...

There wont tho. We'll just get on with it like we have each time we've been relegated. Oh fuck off - this is a bit different to the situation when McKeag took us down in 1989. We'd been on the slide ever since we'd been promoted 5 years previously and it was a matter of if, not when we went down. We'd also had the same bunch of directors running the show for years. This time it's some billionaire who's come in, splashed his cash - tried to make himself popular with the fans in ways that everyone found bizarre and then has seemingly pressed the self-destruct button - almost as though its his intention of destroying the club. less than 5 years ago we sacked a manager effectively for failing to qualify for the champions league. We've freefalled ever since.

I think the title was decided tonight but I think our fate was also sealed. Not by our result but by the other ones.... Can't see us getting out of it tbh - and woe betide Ashley & Co if they do take us down - there'll be fucking hell on!

amen brother

very encouraging performance - we deserved something from that. We carry on like that and we'll survive - problem is I bet we 'disappear' again against Hull...

bugger

Could have been worse... you could have been at Wembley with 39,000 of the fuckers. That was purgatory tbh

Also restart the print spooler service. Doubt it'll make much difference but it's worth a try.

Have you started drinking early or something? Happy birthday BTW - if you'd have filled out your profile properly, someone would have probably started a thread

Who the fuck is this turd burglar?

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The raping of our arse is going to be of epic proportions.

So the local press have been 'bought'? It really is back to the Seymour Jnr / McKeag days

I remember when they started building the SJH stand at the end of the promotion season, a whole raft of builders sat on the concrete forms that had been complete in full PPE gear during the matches. Like they were ever going to do any work then

All yours sir - and hopefully we can add some more

It's no spambot

I actually think it's a brilliant film - the suspense racked up by virtue that you don't see the shark itself until halfway through. The shark POV camera work is awesome. And when you realise it was done like that as a contingency rather than planned, it's all the better. It's a fantastic film. The second one is quality as well actually. Second one's OK apart from that fucking screaming bitch who I just wish they'd get sick to death of and chuck her in the shark's gums for some peace and quiet. The 3rd and 4th ones however...

Don't forget the posh wannabe ghets who stood in the centre-west... Me and my mates, baring in mind we were little more than bairns used to call that the soft end. They were quiet as fuck in there too. Chants of "sing in the corner" or "sing in the scoreboard" was always met with deafening noise. "Sing in the centre-west" was always met with a muffled noise. Of all the standing areas in the ground (I stood in them all at one point or another, I always preferred the Leazes paddocks. The amount of shit handed out to the away lot in the west Leazes section was immense. The match when we played Spurs (when Gazza scored both goals) there was a meat pie artillery assault on that section - the bloke selling meat pies must have thought it was his lucky day! Happy memories

Don't forget the posh wannabe ghets who stood in the centre-west...

He's an absolute cunt that bloke, I know him personally 20. The bloke in the East Stand who used to make indian noises, mind I quite like those alarm noises the bloke in LL7 makes. 21. People sitting on the roofs of the student flats on Leazes Terrace watching the match when it was sold out 22. People jumping from the East Stand on to the boxes to retrieve the ball. 23. Airhorns 24. How man, hey man chants and pushing and shoving 25. Toon fans singing YNWA, a very welcome exclusion these days I must say. 26. Munich songs, a variety of anti-Leeds songs 27. Keegan's Hot Dogs (with onion) 28. The Mag containing unsensored swearing, especially Walker Dan the cartoon character I remember watching the match against West Ham on the telly (when we won 4-0) and hearing that for the first time.

Most people, aye. Chelsea groundsmen aren't welcome like...