Craig

Looks better than the last effort but it's still corporate shite that you have to pay to get to most of the decent content. Being 'prettier' doesn't make it any better.

Still there for me... http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Welcome

I'll hazard a guess that the keeper top is yellow then... From what we can see, the away kit looks to echo to the blue and maroon hooped jobbie from 95/96 - possibly stripes though. Wonder if it'll bare any similarities to the striped effort adidas did for Crystal Palace a few years back? EDIT:

You're not HF's brother are you?

Agreed - i'm half hoping our 'change' keeper shirt follows the same lines.

You did.... A few days ago when you asked if the kids in his avatar were his.... You can keep digging, but the shit is still falling in the hole

It's was re-mapped by Vauxhall to 240bhp from 180 odd. A common re-map too, if you knew anything about cars. So not unmodded at all then? Of course I know nothing about cars - just got a degree in automotive engineering, that's all like...

aye, it's been crashing for me the last couple of nights. Thought it might be my ISP playing up...

top end Astra Coupe does 152mph. You sure yours isn't 'modded' Thompers?? Or are you one of these blokes with a 20" cock too?

A mechanical "improvement" would have to alter the performance of the car... which a spoiler on the back of a Punto, does not. You thick knows-nothing retard. Paint does serve a purpose so no, I wouldn't stop them painting them. as for people who get their names on the back of their shirt, I don't really care. I got my name on the back of my shirt when I was a kid and don't hold it against any kid who does the same. It's when you see 40 yr old blokes with "Geordies 4 Eva" that brings on an attack of the cringe. Charvzilla iyam but please, tell me how cool it is to have a personalised plate, on your dead cool Astra, listening to a Kid Rock/James Blunt/Coldplay megamix wearing your "Fuk tha mackems" football shirt. I tingle with anticipation. A spoiler DOES alter the performance of a car you fucking nonce! Thompers man stop digging yourself into a deeper hole. A spoiler will effect a race-spec sports car or a formula one car, but on a standard road car it's effects are negligable... Effectively prosthetic No I didn't say OMG IT HAS A HUGE IMPACT!!!!1111ONEONEONE A spoiler is a performance effecting modification, FACT. SO FUCK OFF. What car we talking about here? Have you got a GT1 Porsche at your disposal? Didn't think so... Clueless? I think so. Anyone who thinks you need a Porsche for a spoiler to have effect knows nothing. Anyone who produces offspring as ugly as yours can't comment in a thread containing a car as beautiful as mine so fuck off. Your comment about the Porsche show's your lack of automotive intellect seeing as you scanned right past the GT1 part of it And how the hell could you possibly know what my offspring look like? There's no pictures of them on here (or are you trying to wind Wacky up and getting him mixed up with me?). What a tit you really are - and as for a 'beautiful' car??? You've got a fucking Vauxhall Ashtray man :rolleyes:

Have you not got a TV which tunes into BBC1?

Baines is signing soon you know..... (you absolute bastard Martin for beating me to it... )

Sticking a spoiler on a standard (non-race spec) road car is about as effective as adding a postage stamp to some weighing scales...

TVRs have got one of the most gorgeous engine notes of any road going car... Now that IS FACT! Shame about how they got their name though - it's no acronym, it's just named after the bloke who started the company...... Trevor!

Surely that'd have been "Wanking ruined my life".... I know in your mind they are, but porn and masturbation are not always intrinsically linked Mr W

That'll be me.... What's more it's still in my wardrobe complete with all the games! Might dig it out sometime soon for a nostalgia evening

A mechanical "improvement" would have to alter the performance of the car... which a spoiler on the back of a Punto, does not. You thick knows-nothing retard. Paint does serve a purpose so no, I wouldn't stop them painting them. as for people who get their names on the back of their shirt, I don't really care. I got my name on the back of my shirt when I was a kid and don't hold it against any kid who does the same. It's when you see 40 yr old blokes with "Geordies 4 Eva" that brings on an attack of the cringe. Charvzilla iyam but please, tell me how cool it is to have a personalised plate, on your dead cool Astra, listening to a Kid Rock/James Blunt/Coldplay megamix wearing your "Fuk tha mackems" football shirt. I tingle with anticipation. A spoiler DOES alter the performance of a car you fucking nonce! Thompers man stop digging yourself into a deeper hole. A spoiler will effect a race-spec sports car or a formula one car, but on a standard road car it's effects are negligable... Effectively prosthetic No I didn't say OMG IT HAS A HUGE IMPACT!!!!1111ONEONEONE A spoiler is a performance effecting modification, FACT. SO FUCK OFF. What car we talking about here? Have you got a GT1 Porsche at your disposal? Didn't think so...

I had the Amiga 1200 complete with 81MB (yes a whole 81MB ) hard drive...

2 for £30?? I like the design but fucking hell, the price is a bit steep.

New Liverpool Away... born out of the late 1980s - I swear that goalkeeper jersey is one of Grobbelaar's old ones rebadged. It's uncanny...

A mechanical "improvement" would have to alter the performance of the car... which a spoiler on the back of a Punto, does not. You thick knows-nothing retard. Paint does serve a purpose so no, I wouldn't stop them painting them. as for people who get their names on the back of their shirt, I don't really care. I got my name on the back of my shirt when I was a kid and don't hold it against any kid who does the same. It's when you see 40 yr old blokes with "Geordies 4 Eva" that brings on an attack of the cringe. Charvzilla iyam but please, tell me how cool it is to have a personalised plate, on your dead cool Astra, listening to a Kid Rock/James Blunt/Coldplay megamix wearing your "Fuk tha mackems" football shirt. I tingle with anticipation. A spoiler DOES alter the performance of a car you fucking nonce! Thompers man stop digging yourself into a deeper hole. A spoiler will effect a race-spec sports car or a formula one car, but on a standard road car it's effects are negligable... Effectively prosthetic

I had this one too - Four Soccer Simulator.... EDIT: how fucking hammered is the bloke doing the voice over on this review?

Microprose Soccer - the first (non management) football game I had... Check out the banana shots - class when you did a sliding tackle in the rain too

Syndicate was one of those I could play for hours and never get bored. Using the flame thrower to torch someone was always fun