Craig

Actually I think it's photographic proof as to why you and Cath could never be an item

Possibly I guess.... Was beginning to wonder if part of the enema had stuck itself on time release up there i have to admit

Bobby got his because for once he remembered the first names of his starting XI so I heard...

Nope, when in doubt sling it in the fucking bin.... it hard pork in it man! i've lost count how many times i've been to the bog tonight

They probably can, but they will have to pay handsomely for it. Not especially, his price is quite inflated. Thats what they said about Carrick and look how that worked out. I still don`t think Carrick was worth what they paid for him. But has no relation whatsoever to this. Carrick was PL proven though. I'd rather have Alonso than Carrick any day of the week. Oh dear me. That is why SAF is SAF and not just AF. SAF is SAF because they started handing out knighthoods like Green Shield Stamps - not because he chose Michael Carrick over Xabi Alonso you fucktard... Jesus wept!

I've learned the hard way that when the chicken and pork stir fry in the fridge says "use by 31/05/2008", you should chuck it in the bin on 01/06/2008 and NOT chance that it'll be OK

I don't know what's more frightening... that one I posted earlier or this....

Looks like Courthouse Square (or at least part of it) from Back to the Future is no more.....

Historically showing your arse is a sign of victory and defiance. Sitters might as well get back in the trees. Victory and defiance to what? The turd you've just wrestled out of your sphincter?? Christ

Nah, I definitely think there should be an apostrophe in there somewhere. Why does it? Apostophes denote ownership, so does that mean St James owns the park. Looking at it another way, is it The Emirates Stadium or The Emirates' Stadium? I think Meenzer's point has completely wooshed you there Sammy.... (or should that be Meenzer`s point??)

Bollocks, you're changing the rules to suit now Standing is with straight back... Fuck off. Standing is holding all your weight on your feet. You're talking about standing straight. I still don't 'stand' even by your theory....

Bollocks, you're changing the rules to suit now Standing is with straight back...

Is this national underachievers day or what? Brilliant, a spurs fan. How ambitious he must be? Win one cup and they come crawling outta the woodwork. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be siding with a Spurs fan..... Torres, you're an idiot!

Seriously torres, you're about three rungs lower than hotmail account spam. Go buy some penis enlarging cream and hope it works, maybe then you'll be just adequate. Seeing as he's highlighting rumours from The Sun, he's also clearly highlighting that he's totally out of touch with the City of Liverpool... Why not support your local team?

From the Press Association, Friday: Premiership footballer Joey Barton, from Widnes, is to appear in court charged with criminal damage. The 25-year-old Newcastle United midfielder will face trial before Liverpool magistrates after being accused of vandalising a taxi following a night out in the city in March last year. Barton, from Foxbank Close, denies the charge and the trial is expected to last half a day. The player was jailed for six months last week after pleading guilty to assault and affray at Liverpool Crown Court.

I'm putting Cath's medical expertise ahead of yours Luke...

Actually putting some positive spin on it, the kids have probably had a lucky escape. Desperately sad that they've entered this world though without anyone seeming to love them. Parents are fucking animals.

Knowing 2 couples quite closely who've been trying IVF for years without success and who, IMO would make fantastic parents, this story completely and utterly disgusts me... Fine let them return to India for more treatment - but do it as part of a deportation order. If you want to do things the Indian way, then surely that's the place for them to live?

Was about to say the very same thing.. Remember when my daughter was born the midwife wanting to give me a lesson in wiping her on a nappy change. Too cocky for my own good I said something like "i think i know how to wipe an arse".. Sure enough she had to stop me when I made to wipe back to front. Common sense really... So, a self confessed sitter told that his bottom wiping technique was inadequate by a healthcare professional. Case closed. Nowt wrong with my bottom wiping technique man... just wasn't doing right on the bairn. You're not having that one Luke - no chance

Was about to say the very same thing.. Remember when my daughter was born the midwife wanting to give me a lesson in wiping her on a nappy change. Too cocky for my own good I said something like "i think i know how to wipe an arse".. Sure enough she had to stop me when I made to wipe back to front. Common sense really...

You're sounding like a 'sitter' to me... HF and his motley crew apparently have their backs as straight as an arrow when wiping - not fucking right IMHO Trying to force bog roll between closed cheeks. Just not normal is it?

You're sounding like a 'sitter' to me... HF and his motley crew apparently have their backs as straight as an arrow when wiping - not fucking right IMHO

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Jimbo's bog roll IS his porn stash....