Craig

It said on the tin when I made the thread originally that if you're easily offended, don't look. Some of the 'jokes' in here I think are shite, others I think crossed the line of acceptability but that doesn't mean to say someone else won't find them funny / acceptable. Thread is being ruined by a debate about whether something should / shouldn't be included. Very close to moving those discussion points to another seperate thread. Keep with the programme people... and if you don't like it, tune into another channel...

My thoughts exactly....

To be fair to Ritchie, at no point does he state that this is 'Premiership Clubs only' ....

gutted to be honest, not having a pre-season fucked him up last year =/ let's hope KK gives some one touch drills to the five-a-side team in there Fuck right off... Our player or not, he deserves to go down for what he did - just hope it actually changes his mentality off the football pitch. As for us not having the summer without him well the club had the chance to ditch him when he was arrested - surely bringing the club into disrepute but we chose to stand by him.... Makers of our own desitny tbh. Writing off a £6m player would have been madness though. I'm not say it isn't and I wasn't suggesting we should have done. What I'm implying is that the club and the supporters knew the situation and that a custodial sentence was likely. That sounds pretty ominous to me...

gutted to be honest, not having a pre-season fucked him up last year =/ let's hope KK gives some one touch drills to the five-a-side team in there Fuck right off... Our player or not, he deserves to go down for what he did - just hope it actually changes his mentality off the football pitch. As for us not having the summer without him well the club had the chance to ditch him when he was arrested - surely bringing the club into disrepute but we chose to stand by him.... Makers of our own desitny tbh.

I was just simply shit tonight - every pass went astray, every through ball I tried to play was intercepted with unbelieveable amounts of luck and i couldn't tackle for toffee!

Leaving his medal in the pocket of a jacket he left hanging over a chair at the hotel?? Obviously meant a fucking lot to him then didn't it?

Can't think of Olly Bernard without this entering my head.....

Pretty sure that was 1994. They won the FA Cup in 1993. Wasn't 1995 the "Nayim from the halfway line!" final? I'm on about 94, i.e. when we played Arsenal not when we'd just won promotion / the First Division. Gotcha... yep I remember the guard of honour now

Best stick to the being a miserable sod; you're good at that: comedy isn't really your forte. oooooooo

Why the fuck do we insist on reporting stuff like this on the official website? Talk about counting our chickens....

Pretty sure that was 1994. They won the FA Cup in 1993. Wasn't 1995 the "Nayim from the halfway line!" final?

We had a far bigger turnout when we were promoted! Actually that's no exaggeration. I watched the parade on the TV yesterday and in most places, it was only about 3 people deep. When we got promoted they reckoned about 200,000 lined the streets from Gosforth to the Civic Centre. I was stood on top of a shop front on St Mary's Place thanks to some plod who give me a lift up! Me dad wouldn't take me the bastard. I was supposed to be doing GCSE revision but fuck that.... this was FAR more important You must be 31? I did my GCSE's the next season, after we beat Arsenal 2-0. There was more than 200,000 as well, estimates were from 250-500,000. I bet there was more at wors than when the dippers won the CL. I will be 31 in July, aye... Could quite easily have been 300,000 there. I remember the grounds of the Civic Centre being absolutely swamped with fans. Some loons had even got up on to the roof of the church somehow

What's with that capital 'A' 2J?? As an adidas connoisseur, you should know better.... The logo may be in lower case, but we're referring to the company name so the capitalisation is correct. By the same rational, should 'Nike' always be typed in italics? I thought that too but....

We had a far bigger turnout when we were promoted! Actually that's no exaggeration. I watched the parade on the TV yesterday and in most places, it was only about 3 people deep. When we got promoted they reckoned about 200,000 lined the streets from Gosforth to the Civic Centre. I was stood on top of a shop front on St Mary's Place thanks to some plod who give me a lift up! Me dad wouldn't take me the bastard. I was supposed to be doing GCSE revision but fuck that.... this was FAR more important

What's with that capital 'A' 2J?? As an adidas connoisseur, you should know better....

We had a far bigger turnout when we were promoted! Actually that's no exaggeration. I watched the parade on the TV yesterday and in most places, it was only about 3 people deep. When we got promoted they reckoned about 200,000 lined the streets from Gosforth to the Civic Centre. I was stood on top of a shop front on St Mary's Place thanks to some plod who give me a lift up!

Trust you to fucking notice

Worked every time I've tried it and use it regularly at work. Like I said, it should be the first thing that's tried - if it doesn't work, THEN rebuild.

cheers Dave - so do you effectively just run a second core down from the dish? That's simple isn't it or am I missing the point?

Nah, hers has the ability to record other channels while she's watching one. Also think she can multi-record actually... Yet there is definitely only one core of wire coming down from the dish

ah fuck it... Although i've studied the cable run from the dish at Jo's gaff and it's only single core wire. Or do they use a different cable?

Think so... Jo had Sky and got her brother signed up which got her an upgrade to Sky+ for nothing. That was a couple of years back so when I move and want to sign up, she's going to do the referral thing again and get me onto standard Sky earning her an upgrade from Sky+ to Sky HD. That'll be a nice Sky+ box for me then Don't you still need a different method of installation though? As far as I'm aware, it's the same 'feed' but with a receiver box that has an integral HD and software on board to be able to deal with it. Pretty sure you can take a Sky+ box round to a house where it is normal Sky and be able to record...

Think so... Jo had Sky and got her brother signed up which got her an upgrade to Sky+ for nothing. That was a couple of years back so when I move and want to sign up, she's going to do the referral thing again and get me onto standard Sky earning her an upgrade from Sky+ to Sky HD. That'll be a nice Sky+ box for me then

No, I just know my job... Get to fuck...