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Craig

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  1. Oi smog - I hope you're taking the piss about the pink box - I know it's Northern Rock's comporate colour and all that, but it'll look shite on a black and white shirt with blue trim..... Besides the fact, the makems will have a field day if we've got pink! Matt - what's the craic about new Premiership lettering? I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the first season a standard font was introduced was 97/98 so I guess it's 10 years and about time for a change.
  2. Revealing a bit of it every day?? FFS - what do they think this is, a game of Catchphrase..... "Just say what you see" tbh - it's not going to make the players any better - if Friday's the press launch day then fucking leave it til then!!
  3. Well the onset of the weekend was going absolutely fine until I got a phone call from my brother to tell me my great-uncle died last night. Distant relative I know, but I never knew my Grandad and my great-uncle lived over the road from my Nan so was as good as a grandad to me. Totally be knocked off my feet
  4. I sense another 20+ page thread (anyone seen Noelie??)
  5. Who the fuck is Criag?? And anyway, it was 1.40 in the morning, I'd driven all the way up from London and I'd been on the lash with you lot. I thought I'd done quite well tbh
  6. I finished my working week at 4.30 on Tuesday, didn't feel the need to have to broadcast that fact though Aye, cos you're bent! How fucking purile are you going to get?
  7. I finished my working week at 4.30 on Tuesday, didn't feel the need to have to broadcast that fact though
  8. One of my mates when I was at University banded on so much about the fact that I owed him 35p that I borrowed for a pint of milk that I ended up writing him a cheque for it. Wouldn't normally be bothered but if we went out on the piss, I generally was the one who bought the extra round at the end of the night. Tight c*nt banked it as well
  9. Or ability tbh Still maintain that it's always me having a dig at you?? Tell me, has anyone bought you any Canesten recently?
  10. What do you mean, "could well do"??? You know damned well he will!
  11. According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip-flops and fluorescent 'spokey dokey's' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same. We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no-one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded. We did not have Play stations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no DVDs, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends - we went outside and found them. We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt! We fell out of trees, got cut, and broke bones but there were no law suits. We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents. We played knocky-nine-doors and were actually afraid of the owners catching us. We walked to friends' homes. We also, believe it or not, WALKED to school; we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls. We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of...They actually sided with the law. This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them. Congratulations! Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good. For those of you who aren't old enough thought you might like to read about us. This my friends, is surprisingly frightening......and it might put a smile on your face The majority of students in universities today were born in 1986........They are called youth. They have never heard of we are the World, We are the children, and the Uptown Girl they know is by Westlife not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astley, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlisle. For them, there has always been only one Germany and one Vietnam. AIDS has existed since they were born. CD's have existed since they were born. Michael Jackson has always been white. To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance. They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission Impossible are films from last year. They can never imagine life before computers. They'll never have pretended to be the A Team, RedHand Gang or the Famous Five. They'll never have applied to be on Jim'll Fix It or Why Don't You. They can't believe a black and white television ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile phone. Now let's check if we're getting old... 1. You understand what was written above and you smile. 2. You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon, after a night out. 3. Your friends are getting married/already married. 4. You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers. 5. When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head. 6. You remember watching Dirty Den in EastEnders the first time around. 7. You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the Good old days, repeating again all the funny things you have experienced together. 8. Having read this mail, you are thinking of forwarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too... Yes, you're getting old!!
  12. Aye, I've secretly coded a 'fall over' routine for those who are specifically using a Mac and Opera. As if I have the time! Plenty of Mac users on this place who have no problems whatsoever and considering we've hadover 20,000 visits from Safari users without complaint previously, I'm willing to bet it's nowt to do with out side of things. Now put your hook away, we've already eaten ta very much
  13. The irony of the comment is that I fully expect the likes of LM to come on here arguing the very fact
  14. Craig

    How Difficult..

    Then surely you should be referring to it as a 'carCASS'
  15. A bag full of wind which whines a lot?? They've got you to a tee tbh!
  16. Wait for Brock to come on here and tell us to keep our grubby mitts off Sidwell and then try to claim he's a Newcastle fan first and foremost!
  17. The next Prime Minister of this country it would seem
  18. And you've just destroyed the slow, steady build up of mental torture I was going to put this guy through. Thanks a lot poohead. You're quite welcome my Aussie chum! I fully expect you to put him through it anyway
  19. NO I'm straight And magically homoerotic Emre disappears. You know it's ok to be gay. We don't judge people here. Steve, remind us what you think of SwindonMag??
  20. It was worth it totally just for the day that HTT's name appeared in there (against his wishes by all accounts!) Agree though, on the whole it's nuts...
  21. For those who were unaware....Steve's 'other' peronality is Zak Dingle!
  22. What's the most bizarre link you can come up with? This one had me cracking up and no, I'm nothing to do with it's existance : http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/Prime-Minister
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