Craig

The lengths these pre-pubscents will go to just so they can be 'real men' and shave!

Stop trying to mask your baldness with attempts at art and self-humour

Fucking hell it's Ron Dennis

You hearing this Alistair......this is a proper student talking

I thought you were a fucking student?? So what? I like my hair to look nice. Dunno about the other ex-students on here but I used my student loans and money i earned from jobs to pay for course books and food not designer hair-jobs! Jimbo probably likes his hair to look nice, costs him nowt though

I thought you were a fucking student??

Number 1 back and sides, very short trim on the top... £7 (and that's the cheapest you can get down this way short of a trip to the sheep farmers in shearing season!)

Because you're a poser I guess, to be frank for less cash you could buy something that out performs it in every way possible. But it’s like having a shirt with the “right” label on it. It's still only newsworthy (or should be) because they guy was driving like a moron however (still bet he's not charged though). Really? What do you have in mind? Seconded.... This should be interesting

Is that the 'dirty deed' like? Did she 'get off' before she 'got off'....? Ooooh that's wrong. So let the Daily Express sue me for it

Is that the 'dirty deed' like? Did she 'get off' before she 'got off'....?

Can you lot give it a fucking rest, some of us are trying to eat!!!

Looks like I'll have to settle for a wank tonight......... ..... Thanks Newcastle !!!! As opposed to every other night? If you've ever seen my Mrs you'd know what a bonus that is !!! You better pray to god she doesn't view this place when you're at work!!!

I hope not: "Oh, let's awl go dahhhhn the Strand..... ....'ave a banar-nah!" Your georgraphical expertise knows no bounds - that'd be one hell of a fucking walk

I seem to recall us stopping coincided with some kid wandered around the court vigorously shaking everyone's hand

You quite sure about that?? I don't think Isegrim will be too chuffed if Gemmill tries to amputate his leg again! Mind you if we had rules, there's no way in hell Neil would have got on court with his choice of footwear.... He looked like he'd been out rambling, got lost, and wandered into a football match. He looked like he'd just finished a shift down the mines and not had chance to change them tbh...

RIP

You quite sure about that?? I don't think Isegrim will be too chuffed if Gemmill tries to amputate his leg again! Mind you if we had rules, there's no way in hell Neil would have got on court with his choice of footwear....

Lucky fucking shot tbh It's only because we'd implemented Cath's 'play fair' rules. Normally I'd have had your kneecap

Aye, you lot might have won but then you had the extra man! Plus you fucking crocked Isegrim early on!

If thats the case how did Peter and Scott score so many against you then? Neither of them scored against me actually - I'd moved out of goal by the time they started banging them in. Matt got a few though Peter is bound to go on about his 'gazza-esque' turn and finish when he skinned me when i was in defence though I defo scored one against you, I'm sure. Although knowing your encyclopaedic knowledge of anything vaguely football related, you probably have this chronicled somewhere and will prove me wrong. You were stood next to the posts I was defending as the 'substitute' most of the first half man!!!

Do you get a stitch if you move any more? Shall we post the images of you leaning against the post Scott?? And you never scored a single goal past me shitbag

If thats the case how did Peter and Scott score so many against you then? Neither of them scored against me actually - I'd moved out of goal by the time they started banging them in. Matt got a few though Peter is bound to go on about his 'gazza-esque' turn and finish when he skinned me when i was in defence though

'goal hangers' have their legs sweeped away by the keepers arms.....FACT

Remember that last time we only took the hour because we were all off to the match in the afternoon. I doubt there'll be a game on so the opportunity for a longer session at 5-a-side will be there.