Craig

Here goes.....

His heart is, without question, in the right place. Your other comments are, I assume, just sarcasm? No, if any poster on a toon mb has achieved cult status, it's Leazes Mag. Swindon Mag tbh

It's hardly going to be worth the suspense like is it?? Oh look it's black and white, it's made by adidas, has the club crest on it and the Northern Rock logo. Hell I've willing to bet that it's even going to cost £40! Times have become fucking shite if the club have had to resort to this to try and drum up some enthusiasm. They should have simply done a press release on Friday and none of this build up crap.

Could well end up looking like this....

Well considering me and Gol admin that place, I doubt it'll disappear. If it does, I'll re-instate it Either that or I can simply remove edit writes to the old posts

Am loving the collar - and it's about time we had some more black on the shirt. Looks suspiciously like the new AC Milan shirt, don't you think? Certainly the collar is....

They'll have to rotate the bridge every time he leaves the flat tbh

Think Nero is your best bet, but I'm pretty sure u need both the software AND the hardware that's capable of omitting the spaces between tracks

I just thank god he had the common sense to throw the chainsaw as far as he could....

Quite difficult to break the calcaneaus unless there's been a hell of an impact on it. Sounds more likely to be a soft tissue or ligament injury even if there's no swelling. Ibuprofen/elevation might do the trick to start with. How did you do it? If you're gonna say that you jumped off a wall onto your feet then ignore everything else I've said - yes it might be broken. When we I was a kid, my Dad was cutting down a tree that was overhanging our drive. Stupidly, he decided to cut through the trunk around where it began to branch out and as it slipped, it knocked him (and the still running chainsaw) clean off the ladder. his heel hit the concrete drive and according to the x-ray, was smashed into 16 pieces. They told him that if they opened his foot up, the pieces of bone would have just fallen out. The only way they could think of re-setting the heel was to force one of his shoes on under anaesthetic. The porter who was taking him down to theater thought he'd lost the plot

That freeze is stuck on the wall and made of paper tbh!

This guy really knows his stuff! Not content with that, he had another go....

Happy birthday

OK, argument was the wrong word - 'opinion' would have been better. Aye I do have one but not a penny was wasted on it - it came pre-installed on the PDA work gave me. There's no way in hell I'd have bought one with my own money...

Only allegedly??

Full of shit because it counters your argument?? Never said that people finding an alternative route is wrong, I'm simply pointing that the 'de-camping' onto minor roads has increased ridiculously with the advent of sat-nav. What I'm doing on these A-roads is my commute to work. I could leave the motorway a bit earlier and cut across a load of fields but I think I might piss off the local farming community For certain people (particularly those who have to go to new places with regularity) then I think they they have a purpose. However I suspect a lot of one-child Mums have them installed in there 4x4s and just have to have them operational when they're doing the 2-mile school run. Personally I think one of the skills you need as a good driver is to be able to navigate well. I'm not saying that people automatically lsoe this ability when they buy a sat-nav but I think it's a skill that will, over time, be neglected. BTW, I do actually have a sat-nav system myself - I can just count on one hand the amount of times I've used it

source? I think if people used their satnavs properly it would massively reduce the traffic problems on the motorways, inner-city stuff will always be a problem. I think that it's stupid people you have a problem with, not sat-navs My source is the amount of traffic you see on A roads. The North Orbital Road runs right past our office and the increase of traffic using it in recent years has been ridiculous. And that's without any major incidents on the M25, just volume of traffic. Another example is the amount of idiots who use sat-nav to circum-navigate the congestion charging in London and drive around the city, rather than through it - all they've done is increased the area of congestion. What's your definition of using a sat-nav properly?? The technology to re-route is there so people are using it. You can hardly blame the person rather than the technology. There are instances where you can over-engineer. This is one of them IMO.

Fab debut by Hamilton. Despite the final placings, he had the edge over Alonso for most of the race and it was only the final pit stop where he lost out. Not many drivers can say they've outperformed Alonso, let alone on his debut. Kimi has this title in the bag already though IMO.

I think they're counter-productive when the traffic snarls up tbh. Before the advent of satnav, when you got into a traffic jam most people would stick with it and only the one road would suffer. These days, the first thing people do is re-program their sat-nav and hit the roads around the jammed area making the traffic a million times worse!

As ever

The air hostesses......... Oh my fucking life, they can't be serious

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? Tell me he hasn't wasted his money on one? don't think they're a waste of money at all. I think that a lot of people who buy them don't use them properly and in doing so, piss off the rest of the people on the road... Personally I think they're an invention for people who either have no sense of direction or can't read a map. And the procurement of one is an indication that you think you're in that category. Isn't it Scott who is critical of Sammy's geographical skills?

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? Tell me he hasn't wasted his money on one?

When they restart their machine and log on, it'll run everything that is in the 'Startup' folder. As it'll have shortcuts to every *.exe file on the machine, it'll try to run them all at once. Processor will be going spastic!

A better prank is to do the following when a mate has left his PC unattended and unlocked: 1. Start > Search 2. All Files & Folders, search for *.exe 3. While this search is running, right-click the start button and select 'Explore'. 4. Expand the tree by going into 'Programs' then the 'Startup' folder 5. Go back to your search window and when finished, select all the objects and with the right mouse button depressed, drag them over into the 'Startup' folder in the Explorer window. 6. Release the button and on the menu that appears, select 'Create shortcut(s) here 7. When complete, simply shut his machine down