Craig

Apart from Keegan. Robson would have won the league with Keegan's resources at his disposal tbh. Keegan may have got better out of the players who Robson was too soft with tbh.

Correction: the London based press would have you believe that Ferdinand is a "brilliant young player". In reality, he's fairly average. Agreed... He's the brother of a half decent international defender, therefore he must automatically be a "brilliant young player". In reality he's shite and when you speak to reasonable Hammers fans, they'll tell you that Ferdinand is largely to blame for the woeful defensive performances this season...

I've seen The Sound of Music on stage about 4 times over the years Even the sing-along-a-one. It was class She absolutely loves the film and was glued to that "How do you solve a problem like Maria" when it was on the box, so it stood to reason that one of her christmas pressies would be a ticket to see it. I've seen quite a few musicals in the West End and loved them all - quite looking forward to this as well TTTT.... I think I should take her actually. I'm off Wednesday You got a spare £55 knocking about?

I've seen The Sound of Music on stage about 4 times over the years Even the sing-along-a-one. It was class She absolutely loves the film and was glued to that "How do you solve a problem like Maria" when it was on the box, so it stood to reason that one of her christmas pressies would be a ticket to see it. I've seen quite a few musicals in the West End and loved them all - quite looking forward to this as well TTTT....

I've got the next three days off - the next two sat a home doing nowt and then on Wednesday I'm taking Charlotte into London to see 'The Sound of Music'

Gemmill will come in here hoping that Eubank is 'brown bread'

I'm pretty sure there is an offence of going too slow for the prevailing conditions, other than the mandated blue roundel minimum speed signs (used usually in tunnels/bridges etc in my experience). I got pulled up on one of my intitial driving tests for it There is an offence for driving too slow on a motorway but if the same applied for non-motorway roads then every funeral director in the country would be on charge... Regardless or not, driving 30mph in a 40mph zone is NOT an offence of any kind!

What's the money on Gemmill thinking 'Sir Berb' has croaked it because a thread's been started about him? Happy birthday SBR

That's bollocks IIRC - I'm sure Alvin Martin scored each of the goals of his hat-trick against a different keeper (Thomas, Hedworth and Beardsley).

£54??? Buy a fucking mouse trap man - I did when we had them and got rid of 4 of the fuckers. Trick is to find out where they're getting into the house and seal it. The ones I had were coming in through a small crack in the wall that I couldn't get my little finger in. Concreted it in and they never returned

Why?? They're not breaking the law. People who go 40 in a 30 zone are far worse

That'll be the lane 3 that's for 'overtaking only'??? It's knackers like you who cause congestion man! Your car is equally capable of driving as well in Lane 1.

I take it you're steering clear of 'Jack' tonight pisshead???

Do you suffer from road-rage by any chance Dr Ken?? My latest irritation are the retards who sit in lane 3 when there's nothing in lanes 1 and 2 and flash you because you've gone past them in lane 2 at around 65/70 mph... Get the fuck over then you freaks!!!!

Thought it might be appreciated Have got absolute wankered tonight and went looking for the most ridiculous image I could get my hands on! Radgi & TL take note, I'm still managing to type!

I finished work at 4 and was out by 6 having forgotten to feed the cats before I went. I'm now home having drank far too much wine. Does that do anything to dispel the "mother" illusion? Hello....? RSPCA???

Oh lordy..... 'Mother' has made an appearance - best behaviour lads!

1+2=5? Nope

1. I really need to tidy up 2. I'm drinking a rather nice bottle of 1664 3. I'm nibbling at a bag of Haribo Sour Mix 4. Man flu is beginning to kick in 5. I need to find myself somewhere else to live

It's always good to see odious little twats show their true colours and there aren't many more deserving than Bellamy and Pennant. Perhaps that is true. But it just seems Bellamy has to spit on the pavement and a thread will start up about him on here. He's gone - long time ago now......

who cares? Nowt to do with us any more...

It was called the "FA Premier League" in it's first season. It only became "The Premiership" when the Carling sponsorship came on board in 1993.

Same here.....

Which will be there until you pay the £3.50 plus standard network charges.....

Terrible really. I'm tempted to go back to NO, their board always works perfectly. Or you could always choose a different browser.... It's clear that you're desperate not to lose a poster of my quality. I'll stay. Lucky us