Craig

I wish Lawrenson would fuck off. If it's not bad enough losing 5-1 at home to a second rate club, you can tell he's fucking loving it

Please tell me this is some horrid nightmare. Spurs fans can shut the fuck up, they lost to the 11 players we put out tonight

....provide money, now and lots of it!! On the backing of tonight's performance, if you're anything near the 'fan' you claim to be, you won't even think twice about it!

Last time I remember being this outplayed was when we lost to Inter Milan who also beat us 4-1. Difference being, it was Champions League and they were one of the best in Europe. We were 4 minutes away from stuffing this shite at St Andrews - don't forget they were down to 10 men there longer than we have here!

4-1 - pathetic!!

Commentators did I think, rather than the PA inside the ground.

Attendance - 26,099! They've been robbed!

Top scowling from the Fat Bastard!

oH dear, oh dear, oh dear

Cheap as chips? It's about £2 an hour. Claremont Road is your best bet as long as you're there for about 1. I think it's 50p an hour. Obviously not a freemason then, Gemmill... Ya wha? I think he means 'freeman of the city' at which point you can park your horse up for free

Apparently, Saddam's half brothers head has come off during his hanging... That'll be one to avoid on mobile phone then.

What we talking about here Fish, your bra size?

There's a nice car park under the Milburn. You don't pay a thing to leave it there and the kind souls will even take it to a nice, secure compund for you!

You frightened he's after your mantle on here or something?

Dave Beasant, buying mushrooms in Wm Low (when they still existed) in Rowlands Gill while I was in there

Preston North End

Think Coca-Cola would want to have a word about your choice of font though Tom....

Speaking of last month's Goal of the month competition, how the fuck did Scholes' effort against Villa better that of Matty Taylor against Everton? Quality goal, yes, but if it had been someone like Henry cracking that goal instead of Taylor, Ican't help but think he'd have won it.

Was driving home with 606 on and that amount of bitter Spuds fans ringing up demanding Martin Jol's head was unbelievable Great result and good to see that the hatred towards Nicky Butt seems to have been consigned to history. He's put in some bloody good performances this season and hopefully has erased the memory of Cardiff 2005 for those who wanted him out.

Too fucking right you lanky streak of piss. Seriously the offer from both yourself and Gol is very much appreciated and I accept any help. However, there are people already working on it and I don't know what is happening that end so I don't know what to do. As I write it is being fixed apparently, Dave has someone looking at it and the makers of the board (SMF) are working on it too, so shall I hang fire until we see if they do indeed fix it or what? And for all those pissing and moaning about N.O being down (again): It wouldn't be N.O without its fuck-ups man Isn't it about time you changed your avatar and sig?

Without knowing the spec of the machine, it's hard to recommend which OS would be best. What's the processor? RAM? Hard disk size?

No disrespect this, but having been on here a few days, you're the most boring cunt on here. Some post I was posting on today, with your one sentence 6 word boring fucking replies, I honestly thought this cunt must be from Cumbria. I can't be arsed looking now, but I'll have a look tomorrow and show you. And what's wrong with that like?

Knowing Fish, the drizzle cake will be for starters

Gemmill. As a ginger accounts assistant? Now now Steven, don't be silly. Qualified chartered accountant, my knuckle dragging chum. And still can't manage his own finances....