Craig

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Big cock though. "above average" isn't it?

Basically, the James Blunt association is based purely on the fact the he once wore a hat like that. Although it'll be interesting to hear your comments re. sunglasses indoors. Does she know you're plastering photos of her over the net for Jimbo to wank over? That was my thought as well...

Network blew up over the weekend so it's been a busy one. Prefer it to be that way though. Hate sitting at work twiddling my thumbs...

You miserable lot all want to find jobs you enjoy!

You are kidding aren't you?

Happy New Year to all - here's hoping that 2007 brings better fortunes for us all PS - no pissed up shenanigans later (Brock, TL & Radgi take note! )

razor.... Well it was razored last time so I don't see the point in wussing out this time - just hope the shaving rash isn't as bad this time

I reckon you should do a complete bald ie head shave, pits and have a back, sac n crack done. Oh and if you film it and post it here Im sure you'll get more sponsors Not a chance - my head being shaved is MORE than enough!

Nice one Ritchie... It's a complete head shave and I'm doing it in aid of Myeloma UK It's the disease my Mam died of which will be 10 years ago in April. I did a sponsored head shave just before she died and said that I'd repeat it in 10 years time. It looks like they've found a potential wonder-drug (see here) which can treat the disease but it needs more research. Probably going to do it some time in March seeing as that's when I did it last time although I have my nephew's christening to go to so I might leave it until after then

Does anyone know of any sites where you can setup an online sponsorship system without having to pay any percentage to the site hosting it? Something along the lines of PayPal but of course without them taking their cut. If no-one does then PayPaul will have to suffice and I'll simply add an extra donation at the end to cover the costs of their fees but I'd prefer all the cash went to charity.

You have sex with a minor in this country (consentual or not) and are found out and you're automatically placed on the sex offenders register. And then people wonder why there is so much opposition to 'naming and shaming'

Credits for the 'wank bank' James?

Amen ! I've got the party poppers and my dancing shoes ready ! sticks of TNT in her coffin with the fuses hanging out the sides and then give everyone a match! Put the saggy old bitch into orbit tbh!

Gotta be Maggie.... Please for the love of God rid us of this vile woman!

I see your point there but given the fact that Roeder claims that Martins was "the only striker he wanted to sign all summer" and that both he and Shepherd claim that the loan signing of Rossi was planned and NOT a 'panic signing' surely that only serves to confirm how shit our transfer planning last summer truly was? Either that or certain people at the club have been lying to us.......surely not? Not really sure it was shit planning really, Craig. With Owen & Dyer both out at the start of the season you didn't really have any cover for Martins (or Ameobi for that matter but that's a different story). If Martins had picked up a bad injury you would have really been in the shit. Seems to me that Roeder got a little 'insurance' on the cheap. Hmm - I'm not so sure. We knew for most of the summer that we would be without Dyer & Owen for the start of the season and anyone who had their heads screwed on knew Ameobi wasn't right and that it was only a matter of time before surgery was necessary. How it seems to me is that Roeder was persuing many targets all summer (it's known he had a bid for Gudjohnsen accepted) and that Martins was the player who didn't say know. The club claim otherwise and state that Martins was their target all along and when certain quarters questioned the loan signing of a Man Utd reserve as the second striker signing, the club announced that they didn't panic in signing Rossi, it was planned all along - if that's the case then in my mind it is very poor planning.

Shame Maggie hasn't made it a perfect hat-trick tbh - mind you there's still time... As for Saddam, he was right to hang but I think it is wrong, and somewhat hasty for it to have been done while the country is still under the control of America. Wonder how long it takes Bush to retreat now - now he's got his 'trophy', not long I bet...

Photoshop'ed tbh. An insult to photoshoppers tbh - it's fucking shite man, still cheap shots and all that...

It's not just the hair man, he's lost a shed-load of weight since then as well IMO. Sold to the Fish perhaps?

I still can't fucking believe that's you....

I see your point there but given the fact that Roeder claims that Martins was "the only striker he wanted to sign all summer" and that both he and Shepherd claim that the loan signing of Rossi was planned and NOT a 'panic signing' surely that only serves to confirm how shit our transfer planning last summer truly was? Either that or certain people at the club have been lying to us.......surely not?

Euphemism. 'fraid not - this 'little fella' also has an annoying habit of stealing the sky card out of the digibox and hiding it!

Part of the reason, yes but then they'd been wanting that for in excess of 20 years. The driving force was actually the amount of cars that were being sold. The whole thing was expedited in March 1999 so that they could get the new scheme in place in 2001 and make use of the 51 plate. (6 months later than they wanted to of course).

I was gobsmacked that they managed to get Cheggers and Philbin in the same room again without them clawing lumps out of each other

Because the very reason they moved to two changes a year was because there are more new cars on the road these days than there would be available registration numbers for a single change. Interest free rates and purchases from abroad (primarily thanks to the internet) meant that the bottom fell out of the second hand car market and more and more people were buying brand new. They way they've got it now means that the current system doesn't need to be changed until March 2051. Even then I think they'll change it to: ABC 51DE Giving us another 50 years before it needs to be changed again. Soon it will all be barcodes. Or lasers. Or something. Right out of Back To The Future! Not a bad idea actually...