Craig

You must love Gordon Brown if you're driving that thing around

Jade Goody - looks like most people have beaten me to it though...

1. Every time I want money for something, I put my hand in my pocket and pull out the right amount each time. 2. Newcastle United to be the most successful football team on the planet. 3. The power to control people's thoughts.

where'd you find your backgrounds Craig? found that one by going to http://images.google.com/ entering 'Millennium Bridge' in the search field and changing the filter for large images only.

Hughie Gallagher who ended up becoming a manic depressive and killed himself by throwing himself in front of a train.. The fact that you didn't know who it was is shambolic Dave - HTT would be bouncing off the walls were he here!

One of these ought to suffice....

Between £1000 and £1500...

Latest one:

Greg man if you're gonna mask out your number plate, at least do it in blocks rather than just colour over the numbers and letters slightly wider. You can still make it out man! 0k, s0 what is my reg then? Extra info: Manufacturer PEUGEOT Model 206 LOOK Body type 3 DOOR HATCHBACK Colour BLACK Fuel type PETROL Date manufactured 01 September 2003 Number of previous owners 1 We11 d0ne, http://www.rac.co.uk/web/vehiclechecks/dvl...p;x=30&y=10 Incase you were wondering....

Greg man if you're gonna mask out your number plate, at least do it in blocks rather than just colour over the numbers and letters slightly wider. You can still make it out man! 0k, s0 what is my reg then? Extra info: Manufacturer PEUGEOT Model 206 LOOK Body type 3 DOOR HATCHBACK Colour BLACK Fuel type PETROL Date manufactured 01 September 2003 Number of previous owners 1

Pretty much.... The time I was bad, I can't even recall these days but I'm told I simply stopped caring about absolutely everything in my life. It's as though a period of my life has been wiped from my memory. Glad I managed to snap out of it and come out stronger.

A MILLIONAIRE student actually. The worst kind! I bet he still pays for Boots Meal Deals with a cheque though, the twat! Jealousy is a cruel trait Scott....

Is that spawny or ingenious?? Don't think there's much luck involved tbh, he's just exploited and avenue...

okaaaaaaaaaaay..............that's your explanation for this then, is it?

Greg man if you're gonna mask out your number plate, at least do it in blocks rather than just colour over the numbers and letters slightly wider. You can still make it out man!

Don't bother with them any more - thing of the mid 90s tbh...

Just making sure the right questions get the right responses...

Gee thanks......

Yes, and very seriously.... One of the guys I went to school with did it so yes In most cases it's where someone has been 'failed' by someone or something and they see absolutely no alternative which is very sad. In a few cases (definitely the minority) it's where someone is attention seeking and wanting martyrdom

One of these...

We blew this years budget on one big christmas tree which proved to be a major disappointment, caught fire and is no more. We'll need to liquidate some assets to buy more! I'll have a look and try to get the decs up over the weekend. It's a different version now so not sure if we can throw the switch or whether some jigging around is required.

mine's called "shit tip"

The uswitch site is very good because you input all your usage information from an existing bill and it will advise you which is the best solution for you based on that. (think moneysupermarket.com does the same thing). Scottish Power are supposedly the best there is but there was something on the news the other day about them possibly being taken over by a Spanish outfit so the good rates may not last forever.. British Gas are thieving arseholes - at the end of the day the pipes that are supplying gas to your house are exactly the same, the only difference is that you're sending your money to another firm.

Topical.....

sure, but if this doesn't work I'm doing three things. 1) holding you personally responsible for the bloodbath that will undoubtedly follow and 2) letting Wacky and Smo do whatever they like to the people who own/run Dell and finally 3) buying a Mac with the money I demand from this shite- hawking company. good luck if you do ring Dell, the support centre is in India and their grasp wasn't too great when i last spoke to them You sure they gave you the right number? Whenever I speak to them they're in Ireland (then again that's usually the business support). HP on the other hand are from India and I've lost count the amount of times the cheeky feckers have told me to speak clearly so they can understand me! Cock-heads!