Craig

Cheers mate - didn't sleep to well last night, kept having the recurring nightmare of going to get the foot from the verge then going back to the riders and noticing that they were my kids.... My hat goes off to traffic police who have to deal with shit like this day in, day out - I know I couldn't do it

Would probably be in a mess, but alive, but in jeans, t-shirt and trainers you'd probably be a red streak down the middle of the road. 181601[/snapback] Pretty much what I saw today - put it this way, denim shreads - as does the skin underneath

Decapitated? on a motorbike? 181589[/snapback] Well this girl today lost her foot with what the paramedics were saying was probably contact with the ground and her not wearing appropriate footwear.

It's instinct I guess. Part of me was wishing I'd gone the other way home but then humanity takes over and you just want to help as much as you can. Horrible feeling that walk from my car to the scene though. You just know what you're going to be coming face to face with is not going to be good...

It wasn't the perfect end to the day, that's for sure

If any of you lot on here own motorbikes, then I hope to hell you've got full leathers and safety kit and if you haven't, I urge you to go out and get them before you get back on a bike. Was passed by a biker today and a couple of minutes later I went around a corner to find the same bike on its side in the middle of the road with the rider and pillion passenger thrown a good twenty feet from it. Both were wearing helmets but were in jeans and denim jackets - the rider had Cat boots on but the female pillion passenger was wearing white trainers - we had to go an recover one of her feet out of the verge. We did all we could to stem the flow of blood with tourniques but she sadly died soon after the ambulance arrived. The rider was taken away in a critical condition. I grew up with my Mam telling me she'd never let me get on a bike and have heard many a horror story. Now I've seen one myself, I'm not sure I'd ever want to get on one

Why the long face?

For starters I wouldn't ever dream of lobbing Windows Me on ANY machine. I'd use Win95 before I used that piece of shit. You got an alternative?

Ben Folds Five did split up about 5 years ago mind... Ben Folds is a solo artist these days

Is that Elton John's 'Tiny Dancer'?? If so, I haven't heard Ben Folds Five's version. 175280[/snapback] Yep - It's on the Ben Folds Live album and is considerably better than the original.. Oh and Gemmill...... :D

I've got you on ignore. 175239[/snapback] Only selected messages eh?

That a different version to the one I was on about then?

REM - One

Like most of FNM's stuff but every time I hear that I wish they'd left it alone...

You jest, shirley? 174898[/snapback] Call it madness in my youthful days but I always used to like it (Haven't heard it for years mind so it probably is a pile of wank! )

Candy Flip - Strawberry Fields Joe Cocker - A Little Help From My Friends Ben Folds - Tiny Dancer Keane - The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Any More

Bet it wasn't this one.... Definitely NSFW!!! http://ludbreg.dyndns.ws/zabava/FunStaf/tokes1.swf

Aye I fucking did you lying fat bastid! 167926[/snapback] not here though so stfu Harry 167937[/snapback] Too many Daves though - I say Dave, I think of SLP...

Aye I fucking did you lying fat bastid!

Keep popping the oestrogen Martin!

Oh that is superb Matt - my wallpaper for the coming months me thinks! More source material (including the team photo of the last NUFC to win some silverware and also a photo of KK on his debut) here: http://footballfocus.xsmnet.com/gallery/newcastle.htm

More bollocks from you?? Find the last time I quoted that please! 166015[/snapback] near enough ..... Perpetaul Craig 166016[/snapback] Thank you Mr Pud! Hardly every week, is it?

More bollocks from you?? Find the last time I quoted that please!

That's us in the clear.....we're too snobby, too perpetual remember?

Ok, not what I thought it might be. There's a problem in performance running Office 2k3 on Win2K machines which is a right bastard. Will have an ask round and see if anyone else knows of any known issues...