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I hope he does well. Can't see why anyone blames him, the club were never going to turn down £35m. Do people really expect him to mope around and not smile?!

Went on a shooting day in Riga last week, one of the guns was a Kalashnikov. Was ace, although I pity anyone whose ever been on the receiving end of one!

To be a good liar you need a bloody good memory. Unfortunately for these clowns they seem to forget their last soundbite pretty quickly and the next lie contradicts the one before. We've said it before, but how these two made millions in business is beyond me

What an absolute helmet. I don't think KK / his lawyers were right to claim silly money but Dekka's justification is pathetic!

Surely even if the club have 'dealt' with it he'll face criminal charges? If you or I shot someone we'd be straight in the nick!

Riga is Latvia. The flange is meant to be immense

Going on a stag weekend tomorrow, anyone been? Had a look on Google seems like the locals are out to scam you!

Tip top! Hope it's as good as In Rainbows.

Cheers Gemmill I'm touched! I don't get on here much anymore mainly due to a busy new job with IT restrictions (unlike my old doss of a job) by the time i get home on a night I rarely go on the laptop. Not logged on for ages tbh, had a good laugh in the Gold section last night, I'd forgotten all about the Hitzfeld hoax! Hope you're doing well mate. I don't think anyone has ever thought I'd died before, I trust you went into mourning.

I proposed to my girlfriend just before Xmas. We're buying a house and need a deposit by March so all our available cash is going on that. I proposes without a ring and we bought a 'token' £100 ring for her to wear in the short term until we get the house sorted. She's getting quite attached to the cheap ring now though so might save a few quid after all!

I'd be eternally grateful for 2 seats together for Ipswich. Thanks

I've missed the last 2 episodes and i'm trying in vain to watch them online somewhere but all the streaming sites have these stupid surveys that pop up and claim they won't let you watch the stream until you complete it. Sounded dodgy and it wanted my fucking credit card details! Does anyone know someone good to stream them from? I don't want to download torrents if I can help it.

We've been papering over the cracks for weeks now. The lack of mobility / incisive pass is staggering

I love how when it snows up North the news don't really mention it, but then suddenly its like 'nasty north are spreading their snow to the south'.

Not been on here for absolutely ages, congratulations Peasepud. I always thought you were an old man!!

Been struggling to find my Dad a Christmas present and have just stumbled across this at TOFFS. Has anyone got it? It looks pretty quality like but just want to make sure it does as it says and covers all the main events etc. Cheers http://www.toffs.com/invt/news18

Apparently signed for us on loan until January when we're making it permanent. Big rumour amongst the Wednesday fans anyway.

This Is It. Superb

Bollocks. I've not been on this site at all recently but I doubt many of you were getting over excited by our start to the table, it said more about the shit league than our team. First few tricky away games to horrible little grounds and this lot buckle.

My Mum suffers severely from this. She's had numerous operations that have fixed it in her feet but her hands still get really bad. She'll wear about 4 pairs of gloves and they'll still go white. Horrible.

Guthrie has to play, quite simply because he's the only one with any footballing ability.

We'll lose this on penalties.

Watch out what you say about the guy. With the PMs I've been getting from Redheugh you would think I've insulted the head of some mafia family. I'm being 'watched' because of my comments supposedly Fucking hell.

Alan Smith, jack off all trades, master of none.

Geoff Sheard is like a bad virus floating around football. We'd be better off with Ashley, honestly.