RobinRobin

That's my view. Perhaps not Premier League ready but a regular Brazilian international, got connections here which will help him settle, and plays in the same position as Maddison. I could understand not pursuing him if we weren't after a number 10, which seems to be more Howe's way of playing, but it seems odd if we are after Maddison who plays in that position. Of course, making life difficult for another team is fine, but it could save a considerable amount of money which could be put to other players. However, I am sure they know what they are doing.

Somebody let me know what he said TL; DL

Presumably checked him out on YouTube

Good family?

Of course

Watch out. Fish will be wanting a word if you start using statistics

Where does his optician work?

Surely you of all people don't need to worry about legionella

Is your friend a Makem?

I thought pineapple was bad enough

Cabbage nonce?

That's more my era

Used to have queues out the door back in my day. Wouldn't put up with that shit these days. Too old to stand around waiting for someone to finish their meal, staring at them to hurry up. Of course, as soon as you sat down, you studiously ignored the next people in the line imploring you to get a shift on. Do as I say, people, not as I do.

Is Francescas still going?

And he's back. How was the honeymoon? 🙂