Papa Lazaru

Pete Docherty, i'm sure that was established a while back!

Sums him up really doesn't it. All this geordienation bollocks and he runs like a little girl to hide in London for the AGM. Shows he can do some planning after all then!

Yes he's a fine example of his religion's views on the committing sins, lying and the like isn't he. He's lucky its all a load of nonsense of he'd be burning in hell when he dies and god punishes him!

I'm definitley of the opinion that its a shame for the player who could be/could have been one of the worlds best defenders...but its good that the smogs are wthout their best player and great that it pisses off the fuckwitts who support them.

Gardner is horrific. Even the Spurs fans think so. How he got an England cap defies belief. You answered your own question as to how he got an England cap. Playing for the mighty Spurs, beloved team of the cockney wankers in the media ensures an overinflated opinion of everyone of their players.

So that's you in trouble with your other half again then!

Not a day goes by without a topic titled "Mag at work" It does begin to make you wonder, is it (A) just a group of sad, obsessed mackems, or ( is there some geordie bloke who has devoted his life to going up and down the country doing things to rile mackems and make them post on a board about him! Its option (A) isnt it!

A wise decision, and while we're in the mood, we should kill a few paediatricians as well, the dirty, evil bastards! They're so brazen they even advertise it as their proffession FFS!

Are you getting one then, i bet you like having a bloke in shorts up against your wall, don't you? Only if it's wipe-clean vinyl. Send in an order for one with specific instructions like that and see what happens!

Beat me to it! They're obsession with all things NUFC lead them to mount a campaign as we were apparently ahead of them, though of course none of us could give a shit. I love the fact they do stuff like this yet the board is full of posts claiming NUFC fans are obsessed with Sunderland and think of nothing else! I forget they exist sometimes these days as we have problems enough of our own without worrying about those tosspots! I'm currently pissing myself laughing at their vitriol towards the intertoto cup. Ironic thing is we're totally embarassed by it, they want us to care so much They have a great knack for creating these false realities where they decide something on our behalf and the slag us off for it, such as us caring about, wanting a trophy etc for the intertoto, they do it all the time. Another favourite is for somebody to post some one off incident (possibly true in some cases) involving a toon fan or geordie and then have a whole thread about us collectively, even though the sensible ones there will point out their fans have done the same or worse!

Are you getting one then, i bet you like having a bloke in shorts up against your wall, don't you?

To find Gemmill just look for a bloke wearing cashmere, a scarf and carrying a man bag, if he's also eating stuff then it can only be the man himself! *awaits midget/hobbit based response*

I think they vastly overrated the effect of the crowd would have on Panesar and Read, especially the former. I agree, but even if they did think the crowd would be a problem, what is their plan, only allow our best spinner to play home tests and a few away tests where the crowd have promised to be really nice to him!!! I never doubted for a minute he'd cope with anything the crowd may have (but didn't) dish out, and even if i had a tiny doubt i would have chucked him in and said show me what you can do.

Beat me to it! They're obsession with all things NUFC lead them to mount a campaign as we were apparently ahead of them, though of course none of us could give a shit. I love the fact they do stuff like this yet the board is full of posts claiming NUFC fans are obsessed with Sunderland and think of nothing else! I forget they exist sometimes these days as we have problems enough of our own without worrying about those tosspots!

My mate has a PhD in pure maths and has still had to do them. He also made another discovery about the world of emplyment which has been confirmed by many people in a position to know. Apparently they will discard people instantly on the basis of a-level results not matching the points total the job requires, even if you have a degree, masters and/or PhD on top of the a-levels which quite blatantly shows what you can do!!!

Still it makes the bloke feel smug and superior, as if he's some great musical font of knowledge, so he'll be sitting back happy with himself. The fact that he's completely missed the point that the group aren't serious, and know fine well what sort of stuff they're writng will i'm sure have to be explained to him slowly by somebody one day. Also, even if you hate their type of music they are extremely gifted guitarists.

Maybe it's the murdering Sooner or later though, they're all over him...but he can wash that off and burn the clothes!

Apparently the books have been accused of ripping off LOTR, star wars and other fantasy material in general. I think its often percieved as a re-hash of alot of other material, but as i haven't read them i couldn't say for sure.

Apparently the books have been accused of ripping off LOTR, star wars and other fantasy material in general. I think its often percieved as a re-hash of alot of other material, but as i haven't read them i could say for sure.

I thought if we'd went in with our best possible team, well prepared and played to our best it would be a tight series that we'd probably lose (but you never know). Once Flecther and his gang did what they did i felt sure a good beating was on the way and sadly it has been. Now we have to fight to avoid a 5-0 whitewash as thats not something you want to add to losing the ashes!

Agree with that. When they finally dropped Jones you thought maybe they were moving in the right direction, but no, of course they weren't. Reed did everything they asked of him to get a recall and in the tiny little chance they gave him did more than enough to keep his place but got shat on by Fletcher et al. Picking a fully fit and in form Giles (and i'm actually a fan of the old King of spain!) ahead of Monty would be a mistake, but to pick him when he'd barely played in a year was a joke. Throw in Anderson with hardly any cricket and it isn't surprising we struggled to bowl them out twice when Harmison was also out of form (though i would have kept with him as they did).

Finally, we've found somebody who take more drugs than Doherty by the sounds of that statement I always love the media blaming people when its them who print these stories day in, day out glamorising it all. Though to be fair if they want to arrest Doherty for accesory to any of these murders, then feel free!

I've read enough reviews of Eragon to tell me to avoid it and yet again be disappointed at them wasting the chance to make good fantasy films meaning there will then be more money and more desire to may further fantasy films. Jonathon Ross' review was the best guide for me as he is a fan of fantasy stuff and like me wants more great fantasy films like LOTR so when he rubbished it he was disappointed at yet another failed opportunity. But instead they churn out something bad and the chance is gone again. I haven't read the books myself but i have no idea why they chose that one ahead of loads of other fantasy novels i've read that would make better films.

There was a nice concise text sent to SSN to sum it all up: Wrong spinner, wrong keeper, wrong captain! Might be a bit harsh on Freddie tbf but i think having to be all rounder/matchwinner etc. and be captain may be asking alot of anybody so he may benefit from the return of Vaughan. They could also have added wrong preperation and wrong fast bowler (as Anderson had barely played any cricket yet was thrown in there as well)

Thats what i was thinking. Whilst Sir Les will always be the main man for that, Martins has a hell of a jump and ability to hang in the air and beats defenders alot taller than him.