spongebob toonpants

On the bright side I saw the UK's biggest Christmas tree tonight

It's my wedding anniversary today. Many months ago arranged tickets for a visit to Ardingly Gardens winter trail followed by a romantic meal for 2. Sadly means leaving the house at 630 to perfectly miss the game 34 fucking years since you ask

Surely you can just look at the stats page and get all you need to know from that. I'm joking, I'm joking

Possible flaw in this plan

Lol me too. Oh hold on...cirques and aretes

It's not that I don't like data, I enjoy a well written article as much as the next nerd, I just don't like being patronised by a pompous geography teacher 😉 Anyway I thought we were just being light hearted and didn't realise it was annoying you so much, so I'll stop

You are a fan of statistics not of football. Thats fine, but this is a football forum

Mills Lane

That's the fella. I can't remember my own mobile number, but that is burnt in my brain

I call your Teamtalk and raise you 0898 12 11 90 That number cost me some money

Well I didn't get much work done this morning

It was the one on her back

Oh my, TayTay is glorious

Doesn't look like anything fun tonight. Japan really fucked up losing to Costa Rica

Nowhere near fit, only played 200 mins all season, and risking his barely healed hamstring every minute on the pitch. He's probably going to get murdered on social media as well. He shouldn't be blamed imo

This aged well

Don't know about anyone else but I'm much more interested in Saudi Arabia getting through than I was with England I'm on tenterhooks here

Also knows nothing about music

1 gobble 2 snatch 3 arse

You would however have been wrong as the Spectator editor is Glaswegian cunt Fraser Nelson

Heaven forfend. But what does it mean?

Paging @The Fish

Gesundheit

I've had to disengage to some degree, for the sake of my mental health. Trying to deal with my MIL's dementia and the care system is brutal. I'm well paid but the "cost of living crisis" has me wondering where I'll be next year. Fuck knows how people even on the average wage are coping. And it's just going to get worse