Ken

What?!? When did I do that man?

No problem gloomy. Been away for a while, just trying to get acclimatised again. Anyhow, is it supporter or fan for you?

So what?!? What difference does that make? If the production line is a fuck up it doesn't matter what opportunity these hacks have. Poms are the joke of football, not too far behind Italy. Are You Being Served?

Mourinho won't be interested at all, working in an abattoir is a more appealing job than being manager of England. He will however have one eye on the Tottenham job when Harry becomes England manager. Though a fatter salary and an open chequebook may turn his attention the other way to Citeh if Roberto Mancini fails to deliver the Premiership this season.

I'd be happy, I'd be more than happy. Having said that though Ashley has no plan or ambition to build up to something. Fair play he's had good fortune this season and his stars have aligned but his formula of operating is basically a fucking lottery. Every season under his ownership is a toss of the coin job. Heads we win this season, but next season???

Was alleged to have said to Evra, "I kicked you because you are black", to which Evra replied by saying, paraphrasing here of course, how about I punch you in the head? Suarez then came back with, "I don't talk to blacks". The source of that is from FOX Sports here in Australia in the scroll bar running across the bottom of the screen. If those allegations are true that changes everything and makes all those that try to protect this character to be worse than scum, having known the allegations beforehand. <Edit - Ah right, someone else posted it up in the page before which I hadn't read.>

A signed and framed picture of Marco Van Basten. Perfect on the wall, man. Not sure how much that would cost you but surely it wouldn't cost you more than £300. Since you couldn't get one for free you can put those demons to rest...

Keeping in the spirit of Christmas all is forgiven and forgotten there. Ours is nearly over and boy I've not enjoyed a better Christmas day in ages. I hope you all have the same kind of day. Merry Christmas to all you Toontasticites!

What the fuck is this shit? Be careful, you little <enter your skin colour here> man.

That's been the most concerning thing for me - Liverpool's official reaction. That was a fucking disgrace. For an uneducated, hot-tempered, immoral little prick to say what he said is one thing but Dalglish and the other fuckers at the club?!? That's fuckin' criminal!

Aye, he made a racial remark, but racist? Well, it certainly wasn't complementary, I'll say that much. Look, to have an opposing view would be practically be seen as siding with that fat, out-of-touch cunt Blatter. No way, man. Not from me. Different cultures though have different terminology for different things. That's my point. I guess though the underlying thing out of all this is to respect the culture of the country you are in. Simple as that.

Who gives a fuck? Hasn't that been an on-again, off-again debate over the last 6 pages me Oirish friend?

Anyone who brought up such Chrissy epics as Die Hard, Bad Santa, Home Alone, Oliver!, and The Great Escape are people whose great tastes transcend beyond the realms of movie watching. Those that didn't need a good, long, hard look at themselves and re-assess where they are in this life.

Is Suarez racist - does he think he's racially superior? Personally, I don't think so. I just think he's fucking stupid and brought up culturally to think comments like that are acceptable. Just my take on it.

Actually, you said "if there is one beatable side in this league its this one", as Chez points out, regardless of their tactics, the fact that they've kept so many clean sheets indicates that, in fact, they are difficult to beat. Therefore, you're "spouting shite". and an away record of 2 draws and 5 losses prior to coming here is also a fact that points to them being....rather beatable? Therefore you are "spouting shite" Aren't you full up from all those cherries? Your point got lost in translation. In english please Fishy! You're cherry picking "facts" to suit your argument. A team that's kept the most clean sheets cannot be the easiest team in the league to beat. Certainly not when that team is sitting 12th. Well I have to be honest with you, i havent watched many of their games this season. I had a look at their away record, and felt they displayed a rather weak performance at St.James park. Norwich - by comparison - felt by large a better side, obviously hard to compare as that was away and with colo and tiote out - but still. They might not be THE easiest side, but of our games this season - I felt this was indeed one were we by far looked the better side. We didnt manage to score though - that being due to our inability to orchestrate an adequate attack or their ability to defend well - jury still out. Ironically in many of our games that is excactly what the other teams felt. We played shite and looked shite, but still came away with a point. I guess this time it was our turn to get "robbed". Shooting yourself in the foot with that comment. Swansea are a very well coached side who on Saturday showed a lot of respect for a good Newcastle team. Did you seriously expect them to play suicidal all-out-attack away from home? They are a small club with a small budget who were expected to go straight back down at the start of the season. Had you watched Swansea play even once or twice this season, particularly when they play at home you'd realise they are a decent team. They don't play this anti-football shite that Pulis, McCarthy and McLeish promote. They'll attack teams they think they can beat with possession style football that is pleasing on the eye. To do that with a squad of players who the majority had not played at Premiership level, some with barely enough Championship experience, and to pick up results by doing it that way should be commended.

No, he HAS done something wrong,and I'm sure he feels like shit about it. I'm not sure whether in the sober light of day he'll even want that post to stay on here. Check your PM's MF. Of course he feels shit about it. Why did he confide here otherwise? The man was drunk and watched things he otherwise wouldn't have in a sober stae. Notice I said 'watched' as opposed to 'touch'. So long as that was the case whoopy fuckin' do...

You've done nothing wrong - so long as you've not understated what happened - anything happen in the private room you've not stated here?. Otherwise, depending on what happened ofcourse it's a different. But chill, be honest about what you did (if you can) and let us judge on it. 5 responses or so in and you've already been given some common sense approach by a few. Give us more to work with.

For what reason? I just think they're a good team that is missing a goalscorer, I also think they've benefited from not having a large turnover of players in the starting 11 in recent years, it's helped them keep a good understanding on the pitch. If you look at their fixtures coming up they're all winnable until the new year apart from a visit to the Emirates, they seem to have had a tough start in terms of fixtures. Christ it took me an age to find this. Couldn't remember which thread it was in. At least I remembered but anyway; Everton have a thin squad, and it is an aging one - more than half the first team are over 30. The fixtures are coming thick and fast, they won't be getting many wins. Of course I've had the benefit of hindsight since you posted about the topic and Everton failed to win against Norwich. They will be relegation battlers soon enough - like the days of Howard Kendell. I give it two years. Most of their current players, because of their age have no re-sale value, and punting on players with obscure names from obscure leagues will come back to bite them. Other than that they have no source of finance. Fulham and Sunderland will overtake them in the league this season. Everton would have done well to finish in the top half to be truthful.

I thought the team played well, they just weren't able to put it in the back of the net like they should have in the first half. I find a lot of posters here amusing - how would they behave in an actual crisis like say a flood or an earthquake? Fannies.

I don't. I love the Premier League, man. I watch every Newcastle game, every week, without fail. I was born there, man. But I watch a fuckin' shit load of football, everywhere, because I have access to it! Look, if you think Euro teams do well away from their own continent, then good for you, fairy floss. In reality, they don't. The only domestic league that I know who are changing their ways, and changing their kick-off times is Spain. Why? Because the Asian market is number one. As for the Euro's... noone cares man. I'm sorry to say that to you. But hey, I'll be watching! No one cares??!?!!? It's the third most watched sporting event on earth and only marginally third behind the Olympics. The Spanish are moving fuck all, they had a few midnight kick offs because of league politics about the date, fuck all to do with the fact Suk Yoo Off in Peking wants to watch it at a good time for him. No-one cares about Europe and the Euro's Europe without any doubt is the epicentre and most important continent on earth, two if Asia and Australia didn't exist, who would notice? Who that counts would notice? As for Euro teams doing well away from their continent, the final of the last World Cup wasn't in Europe and it was contested between two European teams. In fact of the last 6 World Cups outside Europe there are 24 slots to come 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th and 15 of them have been filled by European countries. This is outside of Europe, it's 21 of 24 in Europe. Get to bed in disgrace you bum. Europe runs life and runs world football, it will never ever change. You silly cunt. No one cares about the Euro's in Australia was my point, apart from a few Greeks who blocked roads when they won it. I would've driven straight over the stupid cunts if given the opportunity. Fuckin' yassu, yassu, yassu! The Spanish league are contemplating changing kick-off times for their bigger matches, man. I don't give a fuck what you say to suggest otherwise, but they'll be doing it for the Chinese market, like it or not. You keep talking up England though, mate. England is still part of Europe, though they don't want to bail out the Greeks. Australia is an insignificant colony though. You might as well have said no one cares about Euro's in the Solomon Islands. You mention the Spanish league moving kick off times for the Asians....link. Also we English don't move football for anyone outside of this country, other countries move times for us though. http://www.soccerex....w-la-liga-deal/ The English don't do it, eh? You deluded cunt! This game a few weeks back was played at an unprecedented time for Spanish football. A sign of things to come aimed at the Asian market; http://au.soccerway....sasuna/1140752/ No we don't do it you total mug. We've had 12pm 1245pm kick offs for 25 years you idiot. The earliest kick off NUFC have ever had is 12 noon and that's purely cos of the OB for the mackems, and the latest kick off in English football history is 8pm. We don't move for anyone, and that 11am Real Madrid game is standard in Spain, most of the Segunda Division games kick off at 11am always have done, it's not like they're kicking off at 730am. PS I would stake my life on the fact you look like Rick Moranis. You will because money talks. Money means everything to the FA. And Secunda Division games primarily have a 5:00pm kick off time. Don't know where you got 11:00am from. Look, I predict that every "el classico" beginning from the 2012-13 season will have a kick-off time before midday, moving away from their traditional after-siesta timeslot. And no , I don't look like Rick Moranis. That's more Parky tbh, or at least in my head that's what he looks like. Rik Waller then, one of the two. The fact is you're talking pish. No English kick off time will be altered to satisfy the needs of another country. In footballing terms given our history, the clubs, their global appeal, English football is and always will be the most important in the world, no one will ever be able to compete with its' history, its' culture, its' structure, I mean ffs the second tier of English football has more people going through the turnstiles than Serie A, or it's very close. People move for us, not the other way round, and I also guarantee no el classico will be moved, I can't stress how unimportant Asia and Australia are in the footballing world. Together it's like a tiny parasite on a massive cock compared to English and European football. You exist but no-one cares, can't put it any more bluntly than that. Fuckin' hell, I forgot about this thread - I had wondered what I had done after I got back from the work-do on Friday night. Reading through this shower of shite the last couple of pages I know the correct decision was made not to kick on in Circular Quay afterwards - borderline inebriation. Regarding the el classico though, I predict they'll move the kick-off time earlier to suit the Chinese market within five years - the middle income earning bracket in that country is expanding exponentially and they're willing to spend, and whether you like it or not money talks. I hope they do so it isn't at an absurd time for me to watch it live if nothing else. The Premier League is already on at a decent time as it is, particularly the Saturday midday game, but all afternoon games in general are. Asia is the future my friend.

The footballing community here in Australia is also very shocked and saddened by the sudden passing of Gary. I loved the bloke and though I never knew him, he was one of only a very few that you could relate to the way he carried himself throughout his entire career. That's what makes all this so hard to digest, even today. Every single compliment, every tribute dedicated to him both here and global about this bloke is 100% genuine. It sums up the man he was. R.I.P Gary Speed.

I don't. I love the Premier League, man. I watch every Newcastle game, every week, without fail. I was born there, man. But I watch a fuckin' shit load of football, everywhere, because I have access to it! Look, if you think Euro teams do well away from their own continent, then good for you, fairy floss. In reality, they don't. The only domestic league that I know who are changing their ways, and changing their kick-off times is Spain. Why? Because the Asian market is number one. As for the Euro's... noone cares man. I'm sorry to say that to you. But hey, I'll be watching! No one cares??!?!!? It's the third most watched sporting event on earth and only marginally third behind the Olympics. The Spanish are moving fuck all, they had a few midnight kick offs because of league politics about the date, fuck all to do with the fact Suk Yoo Off in Peking wants to watch it at a good time for him. No-one cares about Europe and the Euro's Europe without any doubt is the epicentre and most important continent on earth, two if Asia and Australia didn't exist, who would notice? Who that counts would notice? As for Euro teams doing well away from their continent, the final of the last World Cup wasn't in Europe and it was contested between two European teams. In fact of the last 6 World Cups outside Europe there are 24 slots to come 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th and 15 of them have been filled by European countries. This is outside of Europe, it's 21 of 24 in Europe. Get to bed in disgrace you bum. Europe runs life and runs world football, it will never ever change. You silly cunt. No one cares about the Euro's in Australia was my point, apart from a few Greeks who blocked roads when they won it. I would've driven straight over the stupid cunts if given the opportunity. Fuckin' yassu, yassu, yassu! The Spanish league are contemplating changing kick-off times for their bigger matches, man. I don't give a fuck what you say to suggest otherwise, but they'll be doing it for the Chinese market, like it or not. You keep talking up England though, mate. England is still part of Europe, though they don't want to bail out the Greeks. Australia is an insignificant colony though. You might as well have said no one cares about Euro's in the Solomon Islands. You mention the Spanish league moving kick off times for the Asians....link. Also we English don't move football for anyone outside of this country, other countries move times for us though. http://www.soccerex....w-la-liga-deal/ The English don't do it, eh? You deluded cunt! This game a few weeks back was played at an unprecedented time for Spanish football. A sign of things to come aimed at the Asian market; http://au.soccerway....sasuna/1140752/ No we don't do it you total mug. We've had 12pm 1245pm kick offs for 25 years you idiot. The earliest kick off NUFC have ever had is 12 noon and that's purely cos of the OB for the mackems, and the latest kick off in English football history is 8pm. We don't move for anyone, and that 11am Real Madrid game is standard in Spain, most of the Segunda Division games kick off at 11am always have done, it's not like they're kicking off at 730am. PS I would stake my life on the fact you look like Rick Moranis. You will because money talks. Money means everything to the FA. And Secunda Division games primarily have a 5:00pm kick off time. Don't know where you got 11:00am from. Look, I predict that every "el classico" beginning from the 2012-13 season will have a kick-off time before midday, moving away from their traditional after-siesta timeslot. And no , I don't look like Rick Moranis. That's more Parky tbh, or at least in my head that's what he looks like.

For what reason?

I don't. I love the Premier League, man. I watch every Newcastle game, every week, without fail. I was born there, man. But I watch a fuckin' shit load of football, everywhere, because I have access to it! Look, if you think Euro teams do well away from their own continent, then good for you, fairy floss. In reality, they don't. The only domestic league that I know who are changing their ways, and changing their kick-off times is Spain. Why? Because the Asian market is number one. As for the Euro's... noone cares man. I'm sorry to say that to you. But hey, I'll be watching! No one cares??!?!!? It's the third most watched sporting event on earth and only marginally third behind the Olympics. The Spanish are moving fuck all, they had a few midnight kick offs because of league politics about the date, fuck all to do with the fact Suk Yoo Off in Peking wants to watch it at a good time for him. No-one cares about Europe and the Euro's Europe without any doubt is the epicentre and most important continent on earth, two if Asia and Australia didn't exist, who would notice? Who that counts would notice? As for Euro teams doing well away from their continent, the final of the last World Cup wasn't in Europe and it was contested between two European teams. In fact of the last 6 World Cups outside Europe there are 24 slots to come 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th and 15 of them have been filled by European countries. This is outside of Europe, it's 21 of 24 in Europe. Get to bed in disgrace you bum. Europe runs life and runs world football, it will never ever change. You silly cunt. No one cares about the Euro's in Australia was my point, apart from a few Greeks who blocked roads when they won it. I would've driven straight over the stupid cunts if given the opportunity. Fuckin' yassu, yassu, yassu! The Spanish league are contemplating changing kick-off times for their bigger matches, man. I don't give a fuck what you say to suggest otherwise, but they'll be doing it for the Chinese market, like it or not. You keep talking up England though, mate. England is still part of Europe, though they don't want to bail out the Greeks. Australia is an insignificant colony though. You might as well have said no one cares about Euro's in the Solomon Islands. You mention the Spanish league moving kick off times for the Asians....link. Also we English don't move football for anyone outside of this country, other countries move times for us though. http://www.soccerex.com/industry-news/espn-star-sports-promises-improved-kick-off-times-in-new-la-liga-deal/ The English don't do it, eh? You deluded cunt! This game a few weeks back was played at an unprecedented time for Spanish football. A sign of things to come aimed at the Asian market; http://au.soccerway.com/matches/2011/11/06/spain/primera-division/real-madrid-club-de-futbol/club-atletico-osasuna/1140752/

I don't. I love the Premier League, man. I watch every Newcastle game, every week, without fail. I was born there, man. But I watch a fuckin' shit load of football, everywhere, because I have access to it! Look, if you think Euro teams do well away from their own continent, then good for you, fairy floss. In reality, they don't. The only domestic league that I know who are changing their ways, and changing their kick-off times is Spain. Why? Because the Asian market is number one. As for the Euro's... noone cares man. I'm sorry to say that to you. But hey, I'll be watching! No one cares??!?!!? It's the third most watched sporting event on earth and only marginally third behind the Olympics. The Spanish are moving fuck all, they had a few midnight kick offs because of league politics about the date, fuck all to do with the fact Suk Yoo Off in Peking wants to watch it at a good time for him. No-one cares about Europe and the Euro's Europe without any doubt is the epicentre and most important continent on earth, two if Asia and Australia didn't exist, who would notice? Who that counts would notice? As for Euro teams doing well away from their continent, the final of the last World Cup wasn't in Europe and it was contested between two European teams. In fact of the last 6 World Cups outside Europe there are 24 slots to come 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th and 15 of them have been filled by European countries. This is outside of Europe, it's 21 of 24 in Europe. Get to bed in disgrace you bum. Europe runs life and runs world football, it will never ever change. You silly cunt. No one cares about the Euro's in Australia was my point, apart from a few Greeks who blocked roads when they won it. I would've driven straight over the stupid cunts if given the opportunity. Fuckin' yassu, yassu, yassu! The Spanish league are contemplating changing kick-off times for their bigger matches, man. I don't give a fuck what you say to suggest otherwise, but they'll be doing it for the Chinese market, like it or not. You keep talking up England though, mate. England is still part of Europe, though they don't want to bail out the Greeks.