Ken

I'm sorry, mate. Hope you pull through ok as quickly as possible.

I can attest to this. I'm not a regular drinker with heavy work commintments plus an attitude to be healthy (I remember everything during these times) but when works off (binge drinking is an accepted form of relaxation) and I get into a sitting of two-three bottles of wine at home or I'm out and am on vodkas or scotch all night, it becomes a regularity, and I remember fuck all, after the fact. I think it is normal. I'm pretty fucked if it isn't aren't I?

And piss off spelling police, please.

Yes, though slightly drunk. First week off and just polished of my third bottle of Chateai Lillian. Planning a trip away next Euro Summer.

You've not drunk beer from a can, big time Charlie? Didn't think so, but that is what I was alluding to.

Just having a laugh. Thought I might have told you the story last Christmas or the one before, or the one before, of one tight-arse, yob uncle. Anyway, I know you get your share (of cans for Xmas) and I certainly get mine too. Cheers, mate!

I wouldn't touch beer from a can tbh. If someone offered a can of beer to me, Christmas or not I'd ram the cunt down their osphagus and watch to see if they enjoyed the experience...

Reports from previous employees about hospital management suggest they are pure and utter cunts.

Drinking Moet or cans of beer on Christmas day?!?

Aye, and Kyle Sandilands - who lost advertisers for their show because he called a journalist a fat slag with droopy tits, or words to that affect a few months ago, my recollection of it isn't the best. I remember them getting a fair amount of negative coverage for pressuring a young'n (15 or 16 year old girl) on air into admitting at what age she had lost her virginity, and I think while her mother was listening on another line, for what purpose I don't know - maybe it was that they were comfronting her over her alleged promiscuity (like an intervention type scenario), only for the young girl to shockingly admit that she had lost her virginity through being raped possibly even by a relative - again my recollection of it is not the best but it was along those lines and you can see how low they act in order to attract listeners.

They are knobs, man. 2DayFM is filled with low quality teenie-bopper style programming. The listeners are your pathertic OMG, LOL, Justin Beiber loving cunts. Having said that this nurse must have had some very serious issues. No amount of bad programming or bad taste can account for a solid-minded individual wanting to kill themselves over something so pathetic.

Sorry to hear of this, actually shocked me into full-alertness having had it on CNN and being half asleep last night a little past midnight. I agree, it isn't the DJ's fault, it was all a bit of harmless fun to me. The lass must have had some underlying issues regarding her mental health (ie.depression or having a bad run in life) and this just tipped her over the edge. The idiots baying for blood need to fuck off!

A fuckin' shame this woman's mother chose not to abort her pregnancy and save us from what she has delivered so far...

Yes, Alex. Immensely.

I only saw it last night. Freddy Flintoff throws punches like he was trying to throw a handbag. What harm would he do to anybody? Go team UK...

Anyone been watching it? Slow starter me, but have watched the tail end to it. Poms seem weak but this must be an Aussie production, OK'd by Dana White. I'd smash all those cunts anyway...

Shit, sorry about that, mate. Not all you Serbs are bad, I've got to say that the lasses are decent roots tbf.

Easy there, Luke. Aren't you of Serbian origin - a little, insignificant, third-world country who consider ethnic cleansers, rapists and pillagers as national heroes? A group of mental giants who, in Australia, we have to put up with at tennis tournaments singing their cringeworthy war songs ( I don't know why they'd still do that - they were bombed to smithereens by the Yanks) and who un-hurl banners in support of war criminals - dead in captivity, or still alive looking like beaten up hermits awaiting trial, or still alive and on the run living like ferrets... Glass houses and all that, eh...

I haven't been around for a while - been off my feet with work and family - and I've noticed Alex's account has been culled. What's happened to the man?

Dana White is entitled to his opinions - needless to say they are tongue-in-cheek and probaly in jest. That and they are obviously based on watching shite soccer dished up in his homeland and from his northern neighbours. He'd need to sit down and watch football played on continental Europe and South America and perhaps then re-assess the comments he made. I've got nothing against the UFC or him personally, in fact I'm starting to be won over by MMA - and it is because of White that UFC is fast being recognised as a legitimate sport instead of merely an underground sideshow. Watching Antonio Rodrego Nogieura and Frank Mir back in early December on Pay Per View was probably the best fight I've ever seen in combat sport. Noguiera refused to give up when trapped in an arm-lock and preferred to have his arm twisted to the point where it gave way and snapped. The main event on the same night wasn't too shabby either. Lyoto Machida trapped against the cage in a nasty headlock before being put unconscious and being thrown away like a rag doll - it took me back to my early teens watching Van Damme movies. It was a scene straight out of Bloodsport if it wasn't so real.

Explain yourself, and please don't bring up Shepherd into this one. Thank you in advance. sorry Ken, I've always thought it was shite and hated having to play it at school when I wanted to play football I thought you were having a shot at my comments rather than the sport itself as you were doing. No problem, carry on.

Explain yourself, and please don't bring up Shepherd into this one. Thank you in advance.

Yup. The Poms are playing too many meaningless games, as are all the premier cricketing nations. The most disorganised, overlapping calender for a sport anywhere in the world rivaling but probably bettering the tennis calender. Who would be up for a test series against a corrupt and dirty nation like Pakistan in a neutral country? I tell you what though, I fancy Australia when we play you next year. I fancy our pace bowlers over yours now, and all are under the age of 22. We also have a decent spin bowler in Nathan Lyon. Our only concern is the middle order. Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey are no spring chickens and if they don't fire, even with Michael Clarke upping his game since he became captain that could be our achilles' heal. But this Aussie team has transformed so quickly in 12 months, no other country could pull off something like that.

I see that England lost its test series against Pakistan 3-0 in Dubai. Anybody get up early to watch the proceedings? A bit of a shock I must say, losing to Pakistan, particularly with all the turmoil and disgrace that team has endured recently. Unflattering would be a more accurate description, no?

What a cheeky, bald cunt.