The Fish

fuck all tbh, not my best year. but looking towards 07 with... aprehension and contempt

Middle class cock tastes better though. At least they know how to wash. not like the grubby bastards on here

if it's him I pray he gets a fair trial so he doesn't escape on a technicality or some such bollocks. tbf this music would push me to kill a whore as well... click if you hate your ears.

You wouldn't know mediocrity if it hit you with a hammer, 5th best club over the last decade, qualifying for Europe regularly, signing England players, have I forgotten anything? petulant insults? ignoring other people posts?

what the hell is all this pwned, leet, suxxors? wtf I wish people would just type properly tbh.

Nah its all over the country not just Newcastle Jeff Stelling must be earning a canny bit from it. All over the country Don't worry Brother Thenorthumbrian, you and me will repel the foul abominations from outside mighty Geordieland YAaaar Given the response time, I'm not that impressed with that reply shut it you I was distracted.

Proof

couldn't give a rats ass, only interested in Cricket when we're winning and I'm bored. Plus the only thing that makes this "competition" interesting is when we beat the Australians, because they...just...can't...take...it.

... that's genius... comedy fucking Gold if I didn't know better I would have expected it to be in the Private Eye, or on the Daily show...

Mate is a big fan of the Books so we all went to watch it, the acting is awful, the story IS Star Wars, the script is toecurling-ly shocking and the strong cast offer and weak performance. there are a couple of unintended laugh out loud moments, Our hero, dressed no longer as a poor farm boy being raised by his uncle (oh, why not just call him Luke and be done with it.) looks in a battered but shiney shield and says of the massively distorted reflection "I barely recognise myself" Of course not you fuckmook it's like trying to get your reflection from a shiny bust of Brian Adams' face! Eragon- Luke Brom- Old Ben Kinobe Aria (?)- Lea That roguish charming bastard- Hans Solo... who clearly should have had a bear or something.... it's set up for a sequel which not only will I refuse to watch, but I intend to make sure not one poor bastard has to sit through it

Nah its all over the country not just Newcastle Jeff Stelling must be earning a canny bit from it. All over the country Don't worry Brother Thenorthumbrian, you and me will repel the foul abominations from outside mighty Geordieland YAaaar

Thought you might like this one: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Daytime TV show, I have Finally found inner peace. Jeremy Kyle proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of MmMs , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who good I fel. *Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

no, it's Tommy-Lee Jones' nephew though

sarcy get

and that is comparable tot he performances ten years ago? have a fucking word mate. and for the love of all that is holy stop twisting people posts. You're so painfully desperate to seem right you'll snip and jumble and generally disfigure posts just so you can, in your ham fisted style, have a go at it. This club has gone backwards with Shepherd at the Helm. Playing in Europe is important yes, and we have no divine right to be 2nd... but we should have built on the succeses that were in our lap, not squandered them year after year until we find ourselves in this mire. N, this is not mediochrity when you look at the ENTIRE FOOTBALL LEAGUE noone is saying it is. What they're saying is that this club was near to the peak of English football, now we've stumbled back. Even if we haven't stumbled backwards we sure as shit haven't kept pace with the premiership. Teams like Bolton have slowly but surely shown progress, without throwing money at it. But by buying the right players and more importantly employing the right man for the job. 12th in the premiership, behind the likes of Bolton, Tottenham, Villa and Everton. Teams who, like us, have pedigree. They all show flashes of possibility, potential and then either flatter to decieve and return to mid-table mediochrity (oooh your favourite word) or in the case of Bolton build on it. Now Bolton don't have the cash that we do, nor do they ave the income to be had from gate receipts, yet they have steadily improved their lot, with SOUND management and an obvious plan. Our fall from grace was as dramatic as it was depressing. With every season we drift further from those teams we once called rivals, with every season we settle into that awful comfort to be had in the middle of the premiership table. No fear of relegation to spur us on and no chance of europe to raise our hopes. You whine on about mediochirty, how you saw what it was like those bad old days and it reads like you're content with your lot. really? content with abject performances from overpriced players guided by an ineffectual manager applauded by a short-sighted chairman... and you. I'm not content with this, it may be an enviable position for 90% of the English football clubs, but quite simply I'm not happy to wait until we reach offical mediocrity, you know, one with the Leazes stamp of approval. please keep your condescension and insults for someone else, but answer me with all the honesty your blinkered mind can conjure, do you think Freddy Shepherd (and the board that bow to his whim) is the man to take Newcastle United back to amongst the big boys? Is ten years not enough time to realise that it simply will not happen?

not the perfect 6' though is it I think we've established that you aren't 6 foot slaphead! hows that like? I'm 6' honestly. maybe I just look shorter because I generally wear flat soled shoes.

heard that before tbf but I don't want to be a spy... all those women, the cars, the flash lifestyle.. not for me thanks

he's married? explains why he's so pessimistic all the time.

you're funny and not in the good way

God.. did he have shower before going out at least? I'd buy one of these and get your flat sorted mate

Americans who think they're Oirish. hands down.

Rents? how do you know about the US legal system? not doubting you, just curious.. I had it in my head you were tied to the medical field...

not the perfect 6' though is it

I actually advocate the modern-day equivalent of chian gangs. Get prisoners to do community service on top of their incarceration. try and tie it to the consequences of their crime. Obviously that's not always possible or wise, but certainly lesser criminals. Back to capital punishment... I just don't see how it works. It doesn't strike me as a deterrent because America has an awful violent crime rate, it doesn't stop the loonies and it doesn't put off the "sane" murderers. Hell it doesn't even keep prison numbers down by a significant amount. now Saddam should pay for his genocide, but killing him is too easy, too quick, his suffering should be comparable to that of his victims. Use him as a lab rat I say. Give him a disease, then try to cure him. I know it's torture, I know it's amoral, but the crimes meted out by that man should have far greater repurcussions than simply ending his life, that's only a punishment if he fears death.