The Fish

I ate them p.s. I've got a callcentre job

Burn the Villages

booze, then sex and drugs but nothing, and I do mean nothing, beats a good cheese and tuna melt these days.

Ok, I'll be the first to say it. Set up.

.... I think we got a gig-talker here boys, break out the tar and feathers blatantly a prol whose idea of a good time is paying a tenner to get into a gig then ruin it for everyone else.

pub poker bed hopefully in that order

How black is he as well. I heard he kicks kittens

hpy bdy

is it bad that I read this to say "it was only 80 brand new with amp leads and strap on, played twice (I'm shite)....

How can you see their lips through the forest of knees?

The problem is that the band that followed Scott Matthews was a little bit too heavy for the people who were there to see Scott Matthews and Scott Matthews was a little to slow and soft for the guys there to see Milburn. So it wasn't that it was a "shit" gig, just that there were only two acts and they were pretty opposite, like Britney and Slipknott sharing the stage. Anyway, surely the crowd contributes to the gig? so 50 tosspots chattering away throughout a pretty gentle and quiet set does not a good gig make.

depends what you're lsitening to tbh, I could hardly be expected to mosh to Scott Matthews and I think we could all agree that "singing" along would have been akin to climbing up on stage and lactating violently

I'm surprised you needed batteries Toplass, I would have thought an industrial Generator would have been more your speed? maybe this baby

..utter twats second only to people who spend the entirety of the gig sucking the face of their prepubescent girlfriend. deserve nothing less than the hangmans noose that is all, go back to bed

Youtube- Second only to FM06 for football scouting potential

don't really have a problem with him hitting the town when he's got fuck all to do for a week or so. I'd prefer hm to be at a casino than at a club... i just get the impression the useless lump would get into more bother and be in a worse state if he wobbled his fat arse about the revolving dancefloor on the boat that sat hunched over a horde of chips in Aspers. it's such a pity that a guy with so much raw talent can fail so spectacularly, pace, power and (when his head isn't up his own staggeringly huge backside) a good range of passing

ever get the feeling you'd have been better off if you'd stayed shtum?

go eat a KitKat Worst Comeback Ever in my defence I have no defence to his point....

go eat a KitKat

Gemmil in "Taking the Easy Option" Shocker

If they offered you a fucking Mars Bar you'd be out the door in record time!

pretty much my views as well, as I've said in another thread, the club hasn't gone anywhere under Shepherd, since SJH left we've stagnated and bad decision has followed bad decision. I'm fully aware that this group may be a hedge fund who are looking to make money fromt he club and have no oath of allegiance to fan or football itself... but the best way to make money from the club is to make it succesful... The Glazers were also billed as soul-sucking demons, but Man U don't seem to be suffering on the pitch... I know Leazes will disagree and have "facts"-agogo to back up his narrow view, but surely the time has come to kick the clown out of the big ring and let someone else have a crack of the whip

I'm never ill because I'm not a boglicking pissloving fungusrat! how can you justify not washing you hands after a piss? before meals... I dunno maybe it's an upbringing thing, but the thought of chowing down on something with hands that (by the sounds of this thread) have touched surfaces plagued by the putrid cocksweat-ridden hands of you lot just makes my stomach turn. like people who sneeze into their hands and wipe it on the arse of their jeans, or pick their nose and smear it on bog walls... I'll wager those noseminers are quite happy to put that grubby little digit back in there despite the fact the wall that has been snot-smearerd is probably the same wall that has been shat, jizzed, sneezed, puked upon (this is going by the standard of toilets in the Inland Revenue at Longbenton). you're all dirty and should probably be incinerated to preserve modern mans way of life

I think Freddy Shepherd has taken us nowhere, it's time for a reshuffling of staff and that reshuffling should not omit a soul. Since he took the reigns we've gone from genuine title challengers with Chances in all the cups bothe domestic And Continental.. to a circus team with a convulsive league standing, derided by the opposition, journalists, pundits and worst of all, our own fans. When will you admit that the culpability lays at Freddy's feet. I'm afraid the buck stops with him. He is the chairman, he has final say in the running of this club. He should know who and when to hires and fire, buy and sell, speak or holds his tongue! Didn't we join with Dalian Shide to improve our image in the far east? how many oriental players have we on our books? how many oriental players are there in the Premiership? Granted some have come from European leagues, but by christ you'd have thought we'd have seen one kid that showed some degree of promise? he's a fucking PR nightmare and runs this club like George Reynolds ran Darlo... into the ground. If he truly wanted this club to be succesful he'd see he wasn't the best man for the job. while I don't want to run like a star crossed lover into the arms of a business group with less than transparent objectives, I'm at the stage where I'm prepared to accept any degree of change at the top! .. I'm quite bothered by my involvement in this discussion because it's clear you're adamant that you're right and any who disagree are that c word.