David Kelly

Souness is certainly the manager I hate the most. Watching the goals from the 3-2 against the scum and seeing that prick in our dugout made me feel sick. The worst thing about him is the predictability of his incompetance. As soon as he came you knew he would fall out with Bellamy and Robert without any doubt at all. Wanker of the highest order. Wilkinson tenure at the scum has to be viewed (by anyone but us) as a fucking distaster but he won the league with Leeds so it would be difficult to rank him the worst (although that was prior to it being the premiership).

I think I prefered the way they did it with the first two series although the third one definitely had the best episodes. I really lost interets when they lost Red Dwarf.

Really like Dodgeball, Rip Torn is class. He's class in Larry Sanders. Larry Sanders is class. Very true. Unfortunately it's never on these days.

Galaxy Quest is much funnier than Spaceballs. Sam Rockwell is class. Red Dwarf started going down hill after it peak with the third series but still had some real quality moments (particularly Back To Reality in the fifth series) up to the end of series 5. After that it started to plumit with the last two being a fucking travisty. The books are excellent espcially Infinity which I think read in a day (which is probably the only time I've done that with a book that doesn't have pop ups).

Really like Dodgeball, Rip Torn is class. Dead Mans Shoes. First Shane Meadows film I've seen and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Started off like it an epsiode of Shameless (what's al fresco mean?) but then got a lot darker. Paddy Considine was very good in it.

Very true, excellent film.

Shows how much better things are for us at the minute that there is a bit of a feeling of disapointment when we've picked up a draw away to the team that will probably finish sixth. Would have loved to have seen us win but I'm more than happy with the draw and a clean sheet away from home. With the unwashed losing we should have the confidence to go on and twat them next week.

Ferris Beuller is a classic tbf and I wouldn't put it into this catagory.

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead. Interesting heist gone wrong film with Philip Seymore Hoffman and Ethan Hawke as two pretty fucking loathsome brothers who try to do a roberby of their parents jewellery store. Good performances from the lead two and Albert Finney as their dad who is also pretty unapealing. I wasn't keen on the structure which kept jumping back and forth in time between the differnt characters but the story and acting is good and it's well worth watching if only for Marissa Tomei getting her kit off.

They live fits perfectly into this catagory. It's fucking awfull but brilliant at the same time. Big Trouble must have been the most fun film ever to make and it comes across too in the performances.

Aye I was going to mention Porky's too. Big Trouble In Little China is one of the best films ever made. Fact!

What do you mean back then, she'd still be top of my milf, probably gilf, list and would still get it at least twice. Me too Seeing Smith has been trying to remake Clerks ever since he made Clerks that could apply to most of his films since, even Dogma is just a a biblical video shop. True but back then she was stunning.

I quite like Geremi actually. He uses the ball a lot better than most seem to give him credit for and has contributed quite a bit towards our goals in the last few games.

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All enjoyable films. I'm proud to say I've avoided all of the Scary Movies, it seems so redundant to make a parody of a parody. Aye. And I thought 'Scream' was actually canny good. Sream is an excellent film, one of the funniest I've seen come out in years and it also had some craking jumps. Bloodsport and No Retreat No Surrender

All enjoyable films. I'm proud to say I've avoided all of the Scary Movies, it seems so redundant to make a parody of a parody.

Much poorer than Smith's other films (seemed like he was forced to try and make a Hollywood version of Clerks) but it still has some incredibly funny bits and Brodie ranks right up there with Randal and Jay as his funniest characters.

Surely someone else must have dared you to say that The Jesus and Mary Chain - Darklands. Seriously underrated compared to Pyshcocandy.

Both class films. I'd forgot about CB4 actually. On a similar not, Airheads with Adam Sandler, Steve Buscemi and Brendon Frazer is brilliant.

Mannequin. Really fancied Kim Catrell back then and I used to watch The Golden Girls with my mam so having Estelle Getty in also helped but I've always loved this. James Spader is fantastic a pantomime villan and bloke off Police Academy is does is usual act. Great fun. Carry On Screaming. Another one from my childhood (I used to love all of the carry on films) and despite not featuring the genius that was Sid James I always thought this was the best actuall film of them all. I enjoyed Hudson Hawk too.

I don't think I've enjoyed any Terry Gilliam. Brazil and Fear and Loathing spring to mind. People cream their pants over them. I see very little to enjoy in any of them. I wouldn't say I love Gilliam, Brazil is good but flawed and Fear and Loathing is quite funny not great for me, but I love 12 Monkeys which I feel is the one film of his that I've seen that seems to pull it all together.

Absolutely hated, I actually turned it off about ten minutes before the end and it is unheard of for me to do that after trying so hard to stick with it. I felt think punching meself for putting me through it. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And it's not because I can't get films that have no action because I watched Tokyo Story last year in which there is no action at all and even the camera stays in one place for nearly all of the film and I absolutely loved it. I started watching Shoot The Piano Player recently and while I wasn't exactly blown away it had something that kept me far more interested so I will get round to watching the rest of it. But I'm just not certain that Truffaut is someone who's work does anything for me (well appart from his acting in Close Encounters).

You would have thought that after hating the first three you would have called it a day before watching resurection. I commend you on your persistance though.

Wouldn't mind seeing us go in for Bullard. He's always impressed me whenever I've seen him, he's constantly involved in the game, he's good on the ball and has a cracking dig. He's not the massive signing we are hoping for in the summer but he's better than what we have at the moment and for a couple of million would be at least a cracking squad player. He would be an excellent signing for the scum if they are really interested in him.

Sleuth (the original one). Been after seeing this for ages but for some reason you can't get the DVD in this country. Superb film with fantastic performances from two of this country's greatest ever actors. You do have to suspend your disbelief quite a bit to believe that even a blind man couldn't spot Caine's disguise but it did keep me guessing as to whether he was playing two parts or not. Classic.